As a drunk lurched down the road he saw a

motorist looking under the bonnet of his car.

'Whash the matter?'

'Piston broke,'came the reply.

'Me too,'slurred the drunk staggering off.

As a drunk lurched down the road he saw a

motorist looking under the bonnet of his car.

'Whash the matter?'

'Piston broke,'came the reply.

'Me too,'slurred the drunk staggering off.

Good one!