Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Thailand News and Discussion Forum | ASEANNOW

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Some Engrish :_))

Featured Replies

Some of my fav. engrish from engrish.com

sfsfskljflskjflksjfslkf.jpg

Best fjdfkdjfljsd in town

cockingoil.jpg

Cocking oil

takecareofsleepinggrass.jpg

when they awake we mow :_)))

mmm sleeping grass lol

erectionpartyinjapan.jpg

Erection party in Japan

foundinanelevatorinropp.jpg

Found in an elevator in Roppongi, Tokyo

I so miss Roppongi :(

thequiteenvironment.jpg

?

cafeteriaf.jpg

blendy.jpg

one more lol

girlsbecreamy.jpg

Love it !:lol: :lol:

Are there any more ?

Bring them on !

  • Author

Just for u lol

frenchfrieswithcock.jpg

ifeelalawsuitcomingon.jpg

I feel a lawsuit coming on lol

engrish1b.jpg

:lol::lol:

carefullyfall.jpg

One at a time please…

engrish2.jpg

nobodyremainsevery1.jpg

finallyacreamthatdoeswh.jpg

:unsure:

buttheadp.jpg

fleshjuice.jpg

So let me get this straight – there’s no Alcool in the Flesh Juice?:lol::lol:

fleshmeat.jpg

hmm... this flesh tastes like chicken :lol::lol:

warnning.jpg

one more :)

highnessfeeling.jpg

excellent, I love these signs. I will have to dig out the one I took in Taiwan years ago..

:lol: I start the day with a big laugh:lol: , thanks to you 'canine79'.

Taken at Suva recently

post-4641-061384200 1279419195_thumb.jpg

Taken at the Sunee Grand Hotel in Ubon Ratchathani a few months ago.

bottoms.jpg

:rolleyes:

post-44127-082553000 1279423647_thumb.jp

Somewhere in New Zealand

post-104845-032961400 1279431643_thumb.j

I love that site but have not been there in a while. Thanks for starting my day of with a good laugh.

Perhaps there is a job in all of these Asian countries for some of us. A company that would grammar and spell check every sign and printable item in Asia. :lol:

Taken at Suva recently

post-4641-061384200 1279419195_thumb.jpg

"We'll servince you." ( Sisaket, tourist information center) Written on all windows...........:blink:

Couldn't upload a photo because I'm staying in Europe right now for medical treatment.

Edited by sirchai

<br>I love that site but have not been there in a while. Thanks for starting my day of with a good laugh.<br><br>Perhaps there is a job in all of these Asian countries for some of us. A company that would grammar and spell check every sign and printable item in Asia.   <img src="http://static.thaivisa.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":lol:"><br>
<br><br>Outside a hairdresser shop in Hat Yai.

<div><br></div><div>post-68270-027988900 1279436219_thumb.jp<br></div>

Love it !:lol: :lol:

Are there any more ?

Bring them on !

post-44026-003986900 1279439474_thumb.jppost-44026-003986900 1279439474_thumb.jp

Saw this a few years ago in Krabi .

Edited by baz69er

I've never got a picture of it, but I've chucked at the Militaly Shooting range in BKK near the BTS.

I now have a far greater understanding of how these messages get the way they are...

Just this week the toilet in one of our clubs was out of order, I sms'd a simple message to the Manager so that people would know to use the rest rooms on the 3rd floor.

> Pls Use Toilets On 3rd Floor.

post-22569-081620100 1279444628_thumb.jp

Just for u lol

frenchfrieswithcock.jpg

ifeelalawsuitcomingon.jpg

I feel a lawsuit coming on lol

engrish1b.jpg

:lol::lol:

carefullyfall.jpg

One at a time please…

engrish2.jpg

nobodyremainsevery1.jpg

finallyacreamthatdoeswh.jpg

:unsure:

buttheadp.jpg

fleshjuice.jpg

So let me get this straight – there's no Alcool in the Flesh Juice?:lol::lol:

fleshmeat.jpg

hmm... this flesh tastes like chicken :lol::lol:

warnning.jpg

one more :)

highnessfeeling.jpg

As to cock, I think it is also the correct English word for an adult male chicken (American: rooster).

As to cock, I think it is also the correct English word for an adult male chicken (American: rooster).

A 500 ml rooster?

I now have a far greater understanding of how these messages get the way they are...

Just this week the toilet in one of our clubs was out of order, I sms'd a simple message to the Manager so that people would know to use the rest rooms on the 3rd floor.

> Pls Use Toilets On 3rd Floor.

<snip foto>

Sorry that image wasn't large enough. Do you have it in supersize?

Love it !:lol: :lol:

Are there any more ?

Bring them on !

I know what the marketeers MEANT us to say when we read "PI", but I choose to read it the way that makes me chuckle.

This water is for sale in my local health food supermarket.

post-105419-088814800 1279450311_thumb.j

On the back of a jacket of a Ca WOW fitness trainer at paragon: We love to service you

...

cimg5453.jpg

WOW ! You guys are terrific.:clap2:

Thanks for sharing a good laugh with us. :jap:

  • Author

Thanks guys..

come in .. go out :P:P lol

considerateair.jpg

not too much baked beans guys :_)))

iraqgovernment.jpg

somad.jpg

tangpiercing.jpg

fishhead.jpg

lol

pondboiled.jpg

shot100.jpg

after the first 50 shots, u are really just wasting ammo :lol::lol:

one more

deepbutt.jpg

i think he has lube in his hat lol:lol:

post-52812-029185400 1279531000_thumb.jp Taken in a bar on Phi Phi, not technically engrish but still good i thought.

Edited by mikemcleanuk

There is a restaurant near silversands, Koh Samui, that has deep fried aboriginie on the menu.

^ Tastes like chicken?

Create an account or sign in to comment

Recently Browsing 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.