Noisy Neighbour

[westybrook]

I am a man who gets of with most in life. A young gentleman has moved into the vacant room next to me. His name is Heinze and is German. I baked him a welcome cake and I chatted to him about the condo rules, well for this floor in which I was voted floor leader If there is a problem they come to me.

Anyway Heinze keeps bringing women back, he is not quiet and I feel the level of noise is too loud. I looked through my little peep hole that I have and could see that what he was doing although noisey was normal. The women all seem to like him and often cuddle after, but the noise is driving me crazy. I find myself putting my head under the pillow, the other night I was crying because I didn't want to hear yet another climax from him. I can't look into his eyes now after everything I have heard and seen through the hole.

Any ideas on how I can make him be less noisy?

My last neighbour was an old Dutch man called Lucas, he didn't make any noise.

Heize is the total opposite, I think he does it on purpose, he makes animal noises, ape, lion, whale noises that at first I had a little giggle about but now find disgusting. I know that when I have a lady visit me, I make sure to use my pillow and scream into that when I climax.

[tigerfish]

stick a spanish flag out the window. that should keep him quiet for the next 4 years.

Edited July 21, 2010 by tigerfish

[westybrook]

Hahaha yeah that's a good one. I have a key to his room so I might just put one in his room. That will freak him out a bit.

[bahji]

You have a peep hole? into his room? Are you normal?

[Chunky1]

insanely funny op.

[bifftastic]

let me get this straight. You have a peephole, through which you watch Heinze having sex with women and making monkey, lion and whale noises?

'ja ja das ist gut...ooh ooh ooh (roar) and...(however whale noises can be described)!! :cheesy:

Ok how about, 'Heinze, you make too much noise'

Just an idea

Oh, and stop looking through the peephole!

Why have you got a peephole that looks into his bedroom?

Oh, and way way too much information about you and your pillow, thank you

Edited July 21, 2010 by bifftastic

[bifftastic]

You have a peep hole? into his room? Are you normal?

Is the whole building normal? They made this guy 'floor leader' whatever that is!

[sharking]

stick a spanish flag out the window. that should keep him quiet for the next 4 years.

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[Kilgore Trout]

This has got to be the textbook definition of a troll post

[bifftastic]

I have awful, awful images in my mind of Heinze in his socks and sandals, making monkey noises, doing things to women who want to cuddle him afterwards, whilst westybrook watches through his peephole before screaming into his pillow!

They just won't go away!!!

Edited July 21, 2010 by bifftastic

[bahji]

And you baked him a welcome cake? What a weird fellow you are.

[onnut]

And you baked him a welcome cake? What a weird fellow you are.

That's what I thought! Maybe the op is jealous of Heinze and would like to be cuddling him instead.

Looking through a peephole!!!

[needforspeed]

Change room

Edited July 21, 2010 by needforspeed

[bifftastic]

Methinks someone attempts to engage us in the trifles of their imagination....

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/385214-nosey-neighbor/page__pid__3764360#entry3764360

[bahji]

Why dont you tell the nice security man at your condo?

[westybrook]

Well my mother was very old fashioned and did this for new neighbours near us.

I just find the whole idea of being on some woman during intercourse and doing what we men do to them for the 5-20 minutes, and then scream at the top of our voice straight into their face with sweat dripping of us, our eyes blood shot, I find it inpolite. Not only that others on the floor may wake up. Now I always make sure my pillow is nearby or on her back if i'm doing a different position, handy enough so that when it comes out I can scream into that.

Having Heize as a neighbour has made life in the condo rather less pleasant.

The peep hole is in place where he and future tenants will never see it.

I used it before to check up on old Lucas before he passed away.

I wouldn't like to move away from here. Life in this condo was great before the arrival of Heinze and being floor superintendant has it's privledges, not only do I use the pool first in the morning but I have the master key should I need to go into a room.

Who would want to walk away from that?

You can see the peep hole, although I like to call it, the security hole, you can see it next to my bed.

Edited July 21, 2010 by westybrook

[westybrook]

Why dont you tell the nice security man at your condo?

You mean this guy. No he is no good. That's why I look after the falang on this floor.

[bahji]

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?app=forums&module=forums&section=findpost&pid=3733236

You are full of <deleted>.

[kurnell]

These posts must seem funny after a night out on the juice. Don't you wake up in the morning and cringe?

[Beetlejuice]

You have a peep hole? into his room? Are you normal?

This seems like an acute case of Norman Bates syndrome.

[Lite Beer]

The Troll has returned to his place under the bridge.

CLOSED.