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Rumour has it that one of Jordan's tampons could stop the BP oil leak.

Jordan has sold one of her dildos for reportedly £1m. It has been purchased by BP to plug the oil leak off Mexico

The only thing that needs to be cleaned more than BP's oil spill is my Google search history.

Obama compared the BP oil spill to 9/11. So in Obama terms can i compare my burnt toast to Hiroshima?

Whats the difference between the BP oil spill and Emile Heskey?

The oil spill posed a threat to the Americans.

BBC NEWS: "BP's new oil leak plan under way"

America is gonna be pissed off. They still haven't cleaned up the last one.

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I wonder how many BP oil executives have removed "I like long walks on the beach" from their online dating profiles?

Never mind the executives, ask this guy... :rolleyes:

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Sympathy to the fisherman, but they will be well compensated, and the wildlife will recover, actually the fish have had time to breed due to the non fishing.

So thank you to BP, i am over 3 grand up since buying at 332p

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Sympathy to the fisherman, but they will be well compensated, and the wildlife will recover, actually the fish have had time to breed due to the non fishing.

So thank you to BP, i am over 3 grand up since buying at 332p

£10 k to get £13 k in a couple of months in a year it will be £20k, nice one!

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