kevozman1 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Saturday night in Bangkok. The stars were out and I was out on the town wearing my finest Singha vest, red football shorts and sandles. i decided to visit a well known cocktail bar for some relaxed and sophisticated company. What a night...................until....................... some kids recognised me from a recent unfortunate journey on the Skytrain. They started to follow me all over Sukhumvit sniffing me and laughing. I stopped off at a noodle bar at the side of a soi.............. when I just could not control myself no more................ lets just say my red shorts were now looking rather brown. Now all the local Thai people were pointing at me, sniffing me.................. but why? "WHAT AN OUTRAGE" I screamed. It was just a accident and natural behaviour from a man of my age. In the end it was all too much for me so I escaped to my apartment where I did not leave for days. Now alone I ponder this tale of woe and think to myself do I need a colostomy bag or are the Thai's completely unreasonable and should allow this foriegner his right to soil his pants when ever and where ever one feels like doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 This thread stinks of imminent closure. Next ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
473geo Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 There is a rather unpleasant smell coming from your words...........nasty and unpleasant.........I think I'll stay well clear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepanicandthevomit Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 There is a rather unpleasant smell coming from your words...........nasty and unpleasant.........I think I'll stay well clear. His name's Kev. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepanicandthevomit Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Saturday night in Bangkok. The stars were out and I was out on the town One of the biggest let-downs about Thailand was the lack of a decent night sky. I'm sure there are places where the view is spectacular, but sadly not in Bangkok, a saturday night or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzaa09 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Saturday night in Bangkok. The stars were out and I was out on the town One of the biggest let-downs about Thailand was the lack of a decent night sky. I'm sure there are places where the view is spectacular, but sadly not in Bangkok, a saturday night or not. One could suggest that {the vacancy of a sky} about any large metropolitan area. You'd be please out where we are - difficult to even electricity here.:jap: The nightly sky is miraculous!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Thais object to elderly Westerners taking a dump in their pants and then walking around advertising it? I guess they really are racist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzaa09 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Alas, as sequels usually never live up to the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonobo Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 As the first thread was closed, and this thread has nothing to offer and is obviously a flame at the first thread's OP, //CLOSED// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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