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'Toilet Trouble'

Chris Lawrence
Chris Lawrence
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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An old chap went to see the doctor for his annual check up.

He tells the doctor that he has been having 'Toilet trouble'

This is a bit vague so the doctor asks the old chap what time his bowels move. The reply "About 6 in the morning regular as clockwork or so my wife says"

The doctor then asks what time he has to empty his bladder. The reply " About 5 minutes before the bowel movement as regular as clockwork or so my wife says".

The doctor says "I wish I was as regular as you, what is the problem then"

The old chap says "Well I don't wake up until 7am".

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