Chris Lawrence Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 An old chap went to see the doctor for his annual check up. He tells the doctor that he has been having 'Toilet trouble' This is a bit vague so the doctor asks the old chap what time his bowels move. The reply "About 6 in the morning regular as clockwork or so my wife says" The doctor then asks what time he has to empty his bladder. The reply " About 5 minutes before the bowel movement as regular as clockwork or so my wife says". The doctor says "I wish I was as regular as you, what is the problem then" The old chap says "Well I don't wake up until 7am". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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