FINE: This is the word we use at the end of any argument

that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.

NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will

cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is a half an hour. It is equivalent to

the five minutes that your football game is going to last

before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even

trade.

NOTHING: This means something and you should be on your

toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a

woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down,

and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that

will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that

will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will

end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (with normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or

"do what you want because I don't care." You will get a

raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by

"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five

Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is still often a

verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"

means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders

why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with

you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft

Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually

understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or

breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a

woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants

to think long and hard before paying you retributions for

whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often

used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a

raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future

when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in

some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman

is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or

reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done.

You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and

you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say

you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT: This is much different from ‘THANKS." A woman

will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at

you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous

way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be care not to

ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only

tell you "Oh Nothing."

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