Dog Story

[Chris Lawrence]

An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and

house her neighbors dog whilst the neighbors went on their

holidays.

The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that

was on 'heat' and the neighbors dog was a male. Nevertheless she

had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.

As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was

suddenly awakened by an awful howling and moaning sounds from

downstairs. she rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked

together, as dogs do when mating. The dogs were in obvious pain

howling but unable to disengage.

Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed

as what to do next.

Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a

few rings a rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone.

The spinster explained the problem, The vet said. "I want you to

take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I

will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone

ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able

to withdraw from the bitch"

"Oh" Said the spinster. "Do you think that will work?"

"Well" The vet replied "IT JUST WORKED FOR ME".