Why Australia Is In Trouble!

[Chris Lawrence]

Why Australia is in Trouble!

The population of this country is 23 million

10 million are retired

That leaves 13 million to do the work

There are 8 million in school

Leaving 5 million to do the work

Of these, 2.7 million are employed by the federal government

So therere only 2.3 million to do the work

400,000 are in the armed forces, busy trying to catch Osama Bin-Laden

Which leaves 1.9 million to do the work

Take from that total the 1.5 million people who work for state and city governments

Just 0.4 million left to do the work

At any given time there are 18,800 people in hospitals

Leaving 381,200 to do the work

Currently we have 380,198 people in prisons

That leaves just two people to do the work

You and me

And there you are

Sitting on your backside

At the computer, reading jokes

Nice.. Real nice.