What Women Want In A Man

[Chris Lawrence]

What women Want In a Man, Original List

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends

Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers your name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears some clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing.

2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

[Peterbigeyes]

Someone should do a male version on this

[warfie]

Ok then... I'll give it a try

What a man wants. Original list (say, age 18?)

1. Super-model material
2. Large, shapely breasts
3. Angelic face
4. body to die for
5. Dresses like a ho
6. Arrives naked with beer
7. Enjoys football
8. Doesn't nag
9. Doesn't expect 3x monthly salary spent on her every week
10. Laughs at all his jokes, even the stupid one and when he can't even remember the punchline

Revised list, age 28

1. Pretty
2. Shapely breasts, at least fairly firm
3. Not too chubby
4. Owns some nice clothes
5. Arrives naked with beer
6. tolerates football
7. Doesn't nag (or for that matter, talk) too much..
8. Financially self sufficient
9. Doesn't scowl when he tells a dumb joke or forgets the punchline

Revised list, age 38

1. not too bad looking
2. Breasts which can be forced to look good with a Wonder-bra
3. not too chubby
4. Knows how to dress to disguise her figure
5. Arrives FULLY CLOTHED with beer
6. Goes and does her own thing when the football is on
7. Doesn't talk too much

Revised list, age 48

1. not too ugly
2. breasts which are still in the region of the chest
3. Brings beer
4. Goes and does her own thing when the football is on
5. Speaks when she has something worthwhile to say

(getting lazy, skip to age 78)

1. Breathing
2. Calls to have the beer delivered
3. Doesn't even notice if the football is on
4. Can change her own adult diaper

[phosphorescent]

Here's a simpler list.

What men want in women.

1. Their penises

The end.

[sbk]

Here's a simpler list.

What men want in women.

1. Their penises

The end.

lol

[Peterbigeyes]

Ok then... I'll give it a try

What a man wants. Original list (say, age 18?)

1. Super-model material
2. Large, shapely breasts
3. Angelic face
4. body to die for
5. Dresses like a ho
6. Arrives naked with beer
7. Enjoys football
8. Doesn't nag
9. Doesn't expect 3x monthly salary spent on her every week
10. Laughs at all his jokes, even the stupid one and when he can't even remember the punchline

Revised list, age 28

1. Pretty
2. Shapely breasts, at least fairly firm
3. Not too chubby
4. Owns some nice clothes
5. Arrives naked with beer
6. tolerates football
7. Doesn't nag (or for that matter, talk) too much..
8. Financially self sufficient
9. Doesn't scowl when he tells a dumb joke or forgets the punchline

Revised list, age 38

1. not too bad looking
2. Breasts which can be forced to look good with a Wonder-bra
3. not too chubby
4. Knows how to dress to disguise her figure
5. Arrives FULLY CLOTHED with beer
6. Goes and does her own thing when the football is on
7. Doesn't talk too much

Revised list, age 48

1. not too ugly
2. breasts which are still in the region of the chest
3. Brings beer
4. Goes and does her own thing when the football is on
5. Speaks when she has something worthwhile to say

(getting lazy, skip to age 78)

1. Breathing
2. Calls to have the beer delivered
3. Doesn't even notice if the football is on
4. Can change her own adult diaper

LOL fantastic!!

1. breasts which are still in the region of the chest