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There was a story about an Irishman who approached a Bondi lifeguard and asked why the lifeguard got all the girls.

The Irish fella said he was just as tall and good looking as the lifeguard but girls wouldnt look at him.

Life guard said it was the way he dressed, he had on long board shorts, what he needed to do was get a pair of speedos preferably a size or two to small then put a potato down inside.

If he did that he would get all the girls he wanted.

Next day the Iriahman turned up again dressed in a small pair of speedos.

He complained to the lifeguard that now everyone was laughing at him.

To which the lifeguard said.

"Man the potato goes in the front"

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