American Blonde Joke

It was a warm summers night and the open top convertible was driving down the freeway. The driver was in state of ecstasy as his female passenger’s head bobbed in his lap. Suddenly the car bounced as a front wheel hit a log on the road. The girl’s teeth slammed shut and severed the poor man’s organ.

The girl shot upright and screamed, spitting out the penis which sailed into the night air to hit the windshield of the following car with a loud ‘splat’ The blonde driver of the car nudged her passenger and, in a voice filled with awe said ‘Would you look at the size of the dick on that bug!’