Best Ever Blonde Joke?

[Puccini]

Best blonde joke?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle...

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces

into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...', he said with a deep sigh.......

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... 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

[sarahsbloke]

Guy takes a blonde back to his place.

Before they get down to it he asks, "are you a real blonde?"

"Of course I am", she replies.

Finally they are both naked, he says, "hey you told me you were a real blonde!"

She immediately stamps on his big toe.

"Why did you do that", he asks?

She replies, "your toe nail is already turning black, and it's only been banged once!"