DISCLAIMER: MCA HAS NEVER HAD A BLOWJOB FROM HIS GRANDFATHER NOR IS HE A FETISH DRESSING MALE PROSTITUTE.

Yeah, yeah, righteo mca, whatever you say, mums the word

No mate. Mum's the one who was sucking my nutsack at the same time.

Don't get your member out on BTS and massage it vigorously; it makes you look like a tosser

I thank you

Don't get your member out on BTS and massage it vigorously; it makes you look like a tosser

I thank you

Agreed... but I think it's OK to rub a monks head for good luck..

Don't:

-believe your bar girl loves you

-feed the soi dogs

-speak Thai really loudly so everyone in the store can hear you poot Thai Gang

-drive across town to save 5 baht on fish sauce

-burn your bridges back home

-wear socks with sandals

-wear a singlet unless you are fit

-wear swimming trunks in the mall

-marry someone you have to speak baby talk to

-marry someone who's most notable achievement in life so far has been catching the right bus from Udon to Bangkok

-move here if you can't afford it

-invest your life savings in something under someone else's name

-make Naam angry

-bring me down

No mate. Mum's the one who was sucking my nutsack at the same time.

disgusting, even if meant as a joke!

No mate. Disgusting would have been if it were my Dad....

Edited October 11, 201015 yr by mca

Don't go to a local temple, pick out the smallest novice monk and ask if you can buy him as a souvenir.

Brilliant.

Don't go home with a girl who can pee standing up or has hands larger than yours.

yeah people, don't have fun on Thai Visa! this is serious business.

burn your bridges back home

What if you used to be a demolition engineer specializing in spans?

Then you are an ex span-ish demolition engineer (unabridged)

When you do that, it really makes you seem like a plonker, a tosser, and a <deleted>. (Of course, now I am the plonker/<deleted>/tosser for starting this thread.).

Are you saying you ARE a <deleted> or you HAVE a <deleted>? In that case I'll just toss'er and plonk'er. And if you have a friend then I'll just do same, same.

:cheesy:

Ian, Just love your answer.

Thanks for a good laugh.

Don't reply to my post

quite right too!

Do not stare at other people's girlfriends with your hand in your pocket and your tongue hanging out. Makes you look like a wanke_r.

define girlfriends:lol:

to be honest wheen looking at most guys gfs my jaw just dropps and not becoz the tg is a looker:lol: ,quite the contrary!

The bf is a looker?

Don't try to give the OP a 'greenie', even though he thoroughly deserves one, as that function has been turned-off ?

Don't vomit or puke over your laptop/keyboard while reading "some" sick and perverted posts of TV members, in the recent fad of martinet threads.

Do not under any circumstances take a laxitive and a sleeping pill on the same evening. wai the house maid and answer the phone "khun___", you will be a right tosser. and never say right tosser unless you are English, unless you want to be a full on wanke_r, and dont say wanke_r if you are under 30, say munthead.