Neeranam Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Morag is sleeping soundly, when she's suddenly woken up by Angus bursting into the bedroom with sheep tucked under his arm. He staggers drunkinly to the edge of the bed and announces loudly: "I jish wanted te show ye the pig ave bin shaggin' when yoor nae aboot!" Morag pipes up: "Angus, ye drunkin bum, that's no a pig, it's a sheep" "weessshhht yersell wumin" says Angus, "I'm no takin' to you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Well thank Christ that one wasn't directed at Kiwis for a change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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