Dieting

[alvino]

THE PASTA DIET It works!

1) You walka pasta da bakery.

2) You walka pasta da candy store.

3) You walka pasta da ice cream shoppe.

4) You walka pasta da table and da fridge.

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[andyfletch]

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Or maybe its speaking American that kills you......

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Shaking your head like Alvino's avatar does is likely to help too.

[lampard10]

THE PASTA DIET  It works!

      1) You walka pasta da bakery.

      2) You walka pasta da candy store.

      3) You walka pasta da ice cream shoppe.

      4) You walka pasta da table and da fridge. 

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? 

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. 

It's a relief to know the truth after all conflicting medical studies. 

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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If it's speaking English that kills yer, Americans should outlive us all.