Nelson Madella

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer

>>>> >when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is

confronted

>>>>by

>>>> >a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You

Sign!

>>>>You

>>>> >sign!"

>>>> >> Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

>>>> >> Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the

Chinese man

>>>starts

>>>> >to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"

>>>> >> Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man",

and

>>>shuts

>>>> >the door in his face.

>>>> >> The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens

it,

>>>>the

>>>> >little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.

>>>> >> He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You

sign!

>>>> >> You

>>>>sign!"

>>>> >> Mr Mandela is getting a bit fed up by now, so he pushes the

little

>>>Chinese

>>>> >man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I

don't

>>>want

>>>> >them!"

>>>> >> Then he slams the door in his face again.

>>>> >> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the

afternoon, he

>>>hears

>>>> >a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same

>>>>little

>>>> >Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You

sign!

>>>You

>>>> >> sign!"

>>>> >> Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This

time

>>>Nelson

>>>> >loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his

shirt

>>>front

>>>> >and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?

>>>> >> You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these

to?"

>>>> >> The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his

clipboard,

>>>>and

>>>> >says:

>>>> >>

>>>> >> (It's a beauty)

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> (wait for it)

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> (Get your best Chinese accent ready)

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> :

>>>> >> "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"