Meelousee's Laws:

Meelousee's Laws:

A. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

B. Just because it's hard, doesn't mean it's worth the effort. So the fastest way to get something done is to determine that it isn't worth doing, what fun is it to be an expert if you make yourself easy to understand?

1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.

2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.

3. The energy required to change either one of these states will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so much as to make the task totally impossible.

4. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.

5. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even.

6. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.

So that I stay within the topic of blonds bathrooms...

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.

Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says "No, I'm really a blonde".

"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."