A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming

sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed

with a vibrator.

"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents

and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound

coming from the basement. When he went downstairs,

he found his Daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing?" He exclaimed

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents

and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this

time in the living room. Upon entering the room,

she found her husband watching television

with the vibrator buzzing away beside him on the couch.

"What the ###### are you doing?" She asked.

He replied, "Watching the football with my son-in-law."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

a humming buddy huh...

So what is the loudest humming thing in Thailand then??.............apart from that mosquito thats just nibbled me...............ouch.............that itches!!