Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,"

said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the

pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a

measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde. We

ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Kids will be kids, they say the darnest thig..lol