Guess The Film...

[Crossy]

Another classic, try this one for size:-

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

fear and loathing in las vegas

great movie

A great movie, but not the one I'm looking for, try earlier.

[lovejoy]

Another classic, try this one for size:-

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

fear and loathing in las vegas

great movie

A great movie, but not the one I'm looking for, try earlier.

casino ?

[aughie]

So here's another easy one then:

" Ah, blow it out your ass, Howard!!"

Blazing Saddles Yes?

[aughie]

Another classic, try this one for size:-

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

fear and loathing in las vegas

great movie

A great movie, but not the one I'm looking for, try earlier.

casino ?

Mission Impossible. j/k

[lovejoy]

how about this one

are you the farmer

of course hes the <deleted>*^ing farmer

[aughie]

it's one of your favorites.

"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the ultra-violence. "

[lovejoy]

it is one of my favorites

[tutsiwarrior]

Crossy...the quote is by Slim Pickens in Dr Strangelove...

[andyfletch]

So here's another easy one then:

" Ah, blow it out your ass, Howard!!"

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Blazing Saddles Yes?

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Correct.................

[Crossy]

Crossy...the quote is by Slim Pickens in Dr Strangelove...

Correct

[Crossy]

A late edit to a previous post, another classic move, anyone?

"No, no, no! No food, no food. Bring me sex, I want sex, bring me some sex! No, no, no! That one. Being me that one, over there. That one, the sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Take her clothes off, take her clothes off, and bring her to me!"

[Crossy]

how about this one

are you the farmer

of course hes the &lt;deleted&gt;*^ing farmer

Withnail and I... the funniest film ever. It actually gets funnier the more you watch it.

Two out of work alcoholic actors living in swinging 60's London decide to 'take a holiday' in one of their gay uncle's remote country cottages...

The complete line:-

"Are you the farmer ?... excuse me, are you the farmer ?"

"Stop &lt;deleted&gt;**ing saying that Withnail, of course he's the &lt;deleted&gt;**ing farmer.. he's on a &lt;deleted&gt;**ing tractor !"

[andyfletch]

Two more to tease you then: One film, one character, 2 classic quotes:

" You, my room, 10 o'clock. You 11 o'clock, and bring a friend!"

" When I catch him I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon!"

"A spoon?, why a spoon?"

" Because its blunt, you idiot, it'll hurt more!"

[lovejoy]

how about this one

are you the farmer

of course hes the &lt;deleted&gt;*^ing farmer

Withnail and I... the funniest film ever. It actually gets funnier the more you watch it.

Two out of work alcoholic actors living in swinging 60's London decide to 'take a holiday' in one of their gay uncle's remote country cottages...

The complete line:-

"Are you the farmer ?... excuse me, are you the farmer ?"

"Stop &lt;deleted&gt;**ing saying that Withnail, of course he's the &lt;deleted&gt;**ing farmer.. he's on a &lt;deleted&gt;**ing tractor !"

i agree it does get better the more you watch it

very funny movie

[lovejoy]

and this one

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

[Crossy]

You should be able to guess this one, knowing that I'm a Brit of a certain age group

'And Saint Attilla raised the handgrenade up on high saying "Oh Lord, Bless this thy Hand Grenade thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy", and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the Sloths and Anchovies and Orangutans and Breakfast Cereals and Fruit Bats and...'

'Skip a bit brother.'

'Er...Ah...Oh! Right. Then the Lord Spake saying "First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin, then Shalt Thou count to three, no more, no Less. Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then procede onto three. Five is right out. One the number three, being the third number, is reached, Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." '

[lovejoy]

You should be able to guess this one, knowing that I'm a Brit of a certain age group

'And Saint Attilla raised the handgrenade up on high saying "Oh Lord, Bless this thy Hand Grenade thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy", and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the Sloths and Anchovies and Orangutans and Breakfast Cereals and Fruit Bats and...'

'Skip a bit brother.'

'Er...Ah...Oh! Right. Then the Lord Spake saying "First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin, then Shalt Thou count to three, no more, no Less. Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then procede onto three. Five is right out. One the number three, being the third number, is reached, Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." '

the holy grail(how do you spell grail?)

[tutsiwarrior]

'que calor hace...'

'como que calor...que estamos en el camino al infierno...'

(hint: the movie was already mentioned on this thread)

Give Up......couldn't even cheat and find it

Edit/ Come on what is this from, I'll make it bigger for you

"Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"

Treasure of the Sierra Madre...gold hat bandit to associate as they were digging their graves just prior to execution by the federales...

[Teach]

Two more to tease you then: One film, one character, 2 classic quotes:

" You, my room, 10 o'clock. You 11 o'clock, and bring a friend!"

" When I catch him I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon!"

"A spoon?, why a spoon?"

" Because its blunt, you idiot, it'll hurt more!"

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...and "cancel Christmas"

was it...Men in Tights

Try this one...." Save that tongue for your boys...I did not tell you my mind to be flayed for it"

[Crossy]

A late edit to a previous post, another classic move, anyone?

"No, no, no! No food, no food. Bring me sex, I want sex, bring me some sex! No, no, no! That one. Being me that one, over there. That one, the sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Take her clothes off, take her clothes off, and bring her to me!"

No guesses yet??

This one is easier:-

"I'll be back. Ha, you didn't know I was going to say that!"

Edited September 1, 2005 by Crossy

[andyfletch]

Two more to tease you then: One film, one character, 2 classic quotes:

" You, my room, 10 o'clock. You 11 o'clock, and bring a friend!"

" When I catch him I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon!"

"A spoon?, why a spoon?"

" Because its blunt, you idiot, it'll hurt more!"

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...and "cancel Christmas"

was it...Men in Tights

Try this one...." Save that tongue for your boys...I did not tell you my mind to be flayed for it"

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Nope not " Men in tights"..............but close

[Davey]

Hey, remember me? Benny Blanco, from the bronx

From one of the best movies of all time

[aughie]

Two more to tease you then: One film, one character, 2 classic quotes:

" You, my room, 10 o'clock. You 11 o'clock, and bring a friend!"

" When I catch him I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon!"

"A spoon?, why a spoon?"

" Because its blunt, you idiot, it'll hurt more!"

Its a gangster movie. Billy Bathgate? The Untouchables?

[andyfletch]

Two more to tease you then: One film, one character, 2 classic quotes:

" You, my room, 10 o'clock. You 11 o'clock, and bring a friend!"

" When I catch him I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon!"

"A spoon?, why a spoon?"

" Because its blunt, you idiot, it'll hurt more!"

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Its a gangster movie. Billy Bathgate? The Untouchables?

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Nope................way off beam............." Men in Tights" was a much closer guess

[aughie]

Dam I know that quote. A line like that sticks with you.

Edited September 1, 2005 by aughie

[aughie]

3 musketeers?

[aughie]

Did John Malkovic say it?

[andyfletch]

3 musketeers?

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Nope

[andyfletch]

Did John Malkovic  say it?

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and nope

[Thaipwriter]

Hey, remember me? Benny Blanco, from the bronx

From one of the best movies of all time

Carlito's Way, awesome soundtrack too.

what about:

"One bastard goes in, and another one comes out!"