For The Brits

[tuky]

An immigrants poem.

I come for visit, get treated regal,

So I stay, who care I illegal?

I cross border, poor and broke,

Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,

Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,

We send plenty cash right to your door."

Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,

NHS, it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money,

Thanks to you, British dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,

Tell them come as fast as you can.

They come in rags on the back of trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,

More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,

But neighbour's patience wearing thin.

Finally, British guy moves away,

Now I buy his house, and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."

And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),

But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is mucho good,

And soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby-it's called breeding,

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?

We get free! We got no bills!

Britishman crazy! He pay all year,

To keep us illegals in comfort here.

We think UK is very good place!

Much too good for the British race.

If they not like us, they can go,

There's lots of room elsewhere you know....

[Davey]

An immigrants poem.

  I come for visit, get treated regal,

  So I stay, who care I illegal?

  I cross border, poor and broke,

  Take bus, see employment folk.

  Nice man treat me good in there,

  Say I need to see welfare.

  Welfare say, "You come no more,

  We send plenty cash right to your door."

  Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,

  NHS, it keep you healthy!

  By and by, I got plenty money,

  Thanks to you, British dummy.

  Write to friends in motherland,

  Tell them come as fast as you can.

  They come in rags on the back of trucks,

  I buy big house with welfare bucks.

  They come here, we live together,

  More welfare cheques, it gets better!

  Fourteen families they moving in,

  But neighbour's patience wearing thin.

  Finally, British guy moves away,

  Now I buy his house, and then I say,

  "Find more aliens for house to rent."

  And in the yard I put a tent.

  Send for family (they just trash),

  But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

  Everything is mucho good,

  And soon we own the neighbourhood.

  We have hobby-it's called breeding,

  Welfare pay for baby feeding.

  Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?

  We get free! We got no bills!

  Britishman crazy! He pay all year,

  To keep us illegals in comfort here.

  We think UK is very good place!

Much too good for the British race.

If they not like us, they can go,

There's lots of room elsewhere you know....

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Haha!! Makes me think of a time when me and two of my mates had to compose a song in our music class...

Sang in the tune of "whoa I'm an alien" (if that's even what it is called)

(Chorus)

Whoa I'm an immigrant, I'm an illegal immigrant I'm a kosovan in disguise.

(first verse)

I came in from dover, seen the millenium dome, got a free check-up off the NHS and the government gave me a home...

There was more but I fogot how it goes... Needles to say when we performed it to the class the teacher was less than impressed

[britmaveric]

Shouldnt be laffing there is heaps of truth in your rhymes!

[englishoak]

too true

[Crossy]

Haha!! Makes me think of a time when me and two of my mates had to compose a song in our music class...

Sang in the tune of "whoa I'm an alien" (if that's even what it is called)

(Chorus)

Whoa I'm an immigrant, I'm an illegal immigrant I'm a kosovan in disguise. 

(first verse)

I came in from dover, seen the millenium dome, got a free check-up off the NHS and the government gave me a home...

There was more but I fogot how it goes...  Needles to say when we performed it to the class the teacher was less than impressed

Took me a second or two, the tune is 'Englishman in New York -- Sting'

[Davey]

Haha!! Makes me think of a time when me and two of my mates had to compose a song in our music class...

Sang in the tune of "whoa I'm an alien" (if that's even what it is called)

(Chorus)

Whoa I'm an immigrant, I'm an illegal immigrant I'm a kosovan in disguise. 

(first verse)

I came in from dover, seen the millenium dome, got a free check-up off the NHS and the government gave me a home...

There was more but I fogot how it goes...  Needles to say when we performed it to the class the teacher was less than impressed

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Took me a second or two, the tune is 'Englishman in New York -- Sting'

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Ah, yeah, that's it. I had a feeling it was by Sting. Cheers