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[texan_cowboy]

Its beer thirty! Time to open a cold one and sit in the shade to contemplate who you will vote for in 2 years. If you have a list of possible Republicans well just throw this away as they will likely screw something else up. If you have a list of Democrats well you can send this to the Vatican so they may twist it so far out of comprehension it will be useless anyway.

What you need is a Republocrat, this is really and administrator whose function will largely be a referee. What happens in this party is we allow both Republicans and Democrats to spend tons of money and jockey for position on the polls and waste taxpayers time in listening to their BS. Then what we do is take the winner and let him be president and the loser the vice president. That way they will represent the true majority.

There will not be any more wars as they will be fighting each other for position and media coverage tooth and nail and won’t have time for blood letting.

Places like Korea will be ignored and we can allow them to blow themselves to smithereens. Iran can just kiss it, as Israel will retaliate when they do a test anyway. And China can dump all the cheap crap they want, we will just send it to Mexico at twice the price.

In this way Congress and the Senate will not know which way to jump and most likely crap in their pants every time they dream up some stupid law to rip off Americans.

And we can make stupid people like the not so Supreme court pay up for ignorance the first decree will be “shut up and do your job” don’t mess with the law read the constitution and ‘Suggest’ a ruling not make one.

Inauguration dinners will be an animal house event complete with food fights and multiple arrests for assault with intent more entertaining than the rich and famous trying to out do each other with the “Dress” the “Diamond” or the silly assed catch phrase.

Foreign policy meetings can be conducted at the local elementary schools since absolutely nothing will be accomplished anyway, and that will be status quo to keep everyone happy and the kids can get some entertainment too.

State dinners would be a event to behold food and more food the first and second ladies would be really at a cross road the first lady would be hiring complete idiots that cant speak a word of English and the second lady would help the cook stuff a sausage firing anyone would become a capital offence.

The Republocrat way is such that we can piss everyone off all at the same time and won’t need to bother covering up silly shiz the administration does. We will be to busy trying to out do each other and the foul ups; well we can point our fingers without the need to wash our hands.

And if disaster strikes we will at break neck speed try to out do each other everyone will get a Platinum Visa card with 100 grand instant cash cool no? Just think thousands of Americans praying for a hurricane or a plane load of towels heads crashing in to the local Starbucks.

Now I know that some Canadians will want to jump on this Republocrat thing but think first, your same sex partner will get really pissed off and besides Shar’ia law might prevent you from commenting on American politics.

As for the Aussies well all I can say is fair dingum, I wanted to move Texas down under anyway so that when GW Bush woke up and flushed the toilet and the water spun counter clockwise he would fall into a fit of rage and the coppers would throw his ass into a rubber room where he belongs anyway.

I just love beer thirty, go ahead and hate me my wife does but my dog will always pee on your flip flops when I tell her.

I vote republocrat

[DJ Moore]

Its beer thirty! Time to open a cold one and sit in the shade to contemplate who you will vote for in 2 years. If you have a list of possible Republicans well just throw this away as they will likely screw something else up. If you have a list of Democrats well you can send this to the Vatican so they may twist it so far out of comprehension it will be useless anyway.

What you need is a Republocrat, this is really and administrator whose function will largely be a referee. What happens in this party is we allow both Republicans and Democrats to spend tons of money and jockey for position on the polls and waste taxpayers time in listening to their BS. Then what we do is take the winner and let him be president and the loser the vice president. That way they will represent the true majority.

There will not be any more wars as they will be fighting each other for position and media coverage tooth and nail and won’t have time for blood letting.

Places like Korea will be ignored and we can allow them to blow themselves to smithereens. Iran can just kiss it, as Israel will retaliate when they do a test anyway. And China can dump all the cheap crap they want, we will just send it to Mexico at twice the price.

In this way Congress and the Senate will not know which way to jump and most likely crap in their pants every time they dream up some stupid law to rip off Americans.

And we can make stupid people like the not so Supreme court pay up for ignorance the first decree will be “shut up and do your job” don’t mess with the law read the constitution and ‘Suggest’ a ruling not make one.

Inauguration dinners will be an animal house event complete with food fights and multiple arrests for assault with intent more entertaining than the rich and famous trying to out do each other with the “Dress” the “Diamond” or the silly assed catch phrase.

Foreign policy meetings can be conducted at the local elementary schools since absolutely nothing will be accomplished anyway, and that will be status quo to keep everyone happy and the kids can get some entertainment too.

State dinners would be a event to behold food and more food the first and second ladies would be really at a cross road the first lady would be hiring complete idiots that cant speak a word of English and the second lady would help the cook stuff a sausage firing anyone would become a capital offence.

The Republocrat way is such that we can piss everyone off all at the same time and won’t need to bother covering up silly shiz the administration does. We will be to busy trying to out do each other and the foul ups; well we can point our fingers without the need to wash our hands.

And if disaster strikes we will at break neck speed try to out do each other everyone will get a Platinum Visa card with 100 grand instant cash cool no? Just think thousands of Americans praying for a hurricane or a plane load of towels heads crashing in to the local Starbucks.

Now I know that some Canadians will want to jump on this Republocrat thing but think first, your same sex partner will get really pissed off and besides Shar’ia law might prevent you from commenting on American politics.

As for the Aussies well all I can say is fair dingum, I wanted to move Texas down under anyway so that when GW Bush woke up and flushed the toilet and the water spun counter clockwise he would fall into a fit of rage and the coppers would throw his ass into a rubber room where he belongs anyway.

I just love beer thirty, go ahead and hate me my wife does but my dog will always pee on your flip flops when I tell her.

I vote republocrat

WHAT?............DJM

[cobra]

You had me at beer thirty but then the political diatribe killed my buzz,

[zxray]

You had me at beer thirty but then the political diatribe killed my buzz, 

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IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT FOR ME TO TYPE THAT LONG OF A RANT AT BEER THIRTY

[Crossy]

As a Brit looking in from the outside, I thought that was how US politics worked already.