mstribling Posted March 23, 2011 Author Share Posted March 23, 2011 My oldest daughter, 13, just walked by me wearing those silly baggy shorts that are orange, or yellow with cartoons on them. These were orange with a cat on them with the words. 'Hello pussy'. I just shake my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soihok Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Saw a rather fetching ladies blouse outside a shop in Sikhui last month, whilst waiting for my wife to come out. It simply said ......"PEOPLE = SHIT"..... across the front. Must have been a bad day for the designer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I've been accused of wearing funny shirts, but then I love the feel of silk on a warm day. And, my Thai friends don't seem to mind them. It's only the stuffy old farangs who think they are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Not just T shirts.. the picture a couple posts up reminded me of the funny brand names they have in Thailand (and Asia). Like this one: I have also got a very nice soap and shampoo holder by the same make, you must also shop at the 20baht section of the local market like myself . I live up north and there are loads of T-shirts to be spotted as there isn't much English spoken and the last one I saw was by a cute girl serving noodle soup who had written on it "I will <deleted> the fat one" the problem is I am not fat . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issanman Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstribling Posted March 23, 2011 Author Share Posted March 23, 2011 Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soihok Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Agree, outstanding. Might get one for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazz Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Asia has many miraculous ointments, creams and beauty products that promise amazing results: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryP Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Asia has many miraculous ointments, creams and beauty products that promise amazing results: Absolute classic. Good job I hadn't got a mouthful of coffee when I opened the file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tim armstrong Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 This one seen in Pattaya describes the old farlang in the bar scenario very well - 'I just smile a lot because I don't know what's going on' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstribling Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Asia has many miraculous ointments, creams and beauty products that promise amazing results: That is hilarious. Big seller at nana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 its not just Thai's that wear funny ones , l gotta get one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstribling Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 its not just Thai's that wear funny ones , l gotta get one This would have been perfect for Semper's 'farangs wearing shorts' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 its not just Thai's that wear funny ones , l gotta get one This would have been perfect for Semper's 'farangs wearing shorts' thread. yeah ,, l was a bit late thinking of that ,, this one describes me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim's_a_Thai_Fox Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Just yesterday at the local market, young lady with "Dear God, <deleted> You" emblazoned across it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 How about "Rocket koss you make me realise"? Now what the hell is that supposed to mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Oh yes: "Open season for imagine lovers." Beats me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candoman89 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I don't have a picture of it but my maid was wearing a t-shirt one day that had a picture of a drunk cat lounging in a martini glass (she thought it was cute) and the caption said "everybody likes a tight pussy" (for those who don't know "tight" is slang for drunk). When I stopped laughing long enough to explain what it meant she immediately went and changed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creck Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I saw a kids t shirt in a shop up country that had a picture of a monkey with "spank my monkey" written under it. Slightly related I was in Tokyu department store a few weeks ago and there was some happy sounding English song playing over the P.A. but the obviously didnt understand the lyrics as they were saying "fuc_k you very much", made me and the Mrs laugh anyway. I'm not sure they didn't understand!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tod Daniels Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Here's another t-shirt I bought before I moved to Bangkok. I took it to MBK and had 'em make some up for me at 250baht a piece (Gave 'em all away a long time ago.) On the back I had them put; "In Thailand, I like Siamese!" with a cartoon picture of a siamese cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daewoo Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 One on an older working girl in a beer bar in Hua Hin - "I'm the guy your mum warned you about"... not good with Thailands reputation for girls who weren't born as girls... The other was on a 14yo on Chumpon - so probably not a strong English speaker... "fuc_k Me, I'm Gorgeous"... she was, but I am not sure she is giving out the message she intended... Cheers, Daewoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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