jdf1 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######. They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? Well they've certainly adapted to Thai Culture You can do the same as you would in your own country. Point out to them where they live and inform them that you'd prefer it if they stayed there. Obviously, try to be polite about it. Just because you are a farang in Thailand, doesn't mean you have to get on with every other farang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmsally Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Tell them you have contracted a highly contagious tropical diesease and they shouldn't come anywhere near you for their own safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 (edited) We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? this must be a cause of great concern to you , your privacy being invaded by an american from washington with a woody , your fridge emptied and your cigarettes smoked. to say nothing of your dear wife being the subject of lesbotic advances by a woman in her underwear. but can you tell us more about the underwear please . is it see through ? is it crotchless ? some of us need to know. p.s. how old is your wife.? Edited September 21, 2005 by taxexile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Troll? Simple, tell them to f*** off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrincon17 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? Well they've certainly adapted to Thai Culture You can do the same as you would in your own country. Point out to them where they live and inform them that you'd prefer it if they stayed there. Obviously, try to be polite about it. Just because you are a farang in Thailand, doesn't mean you have to get on with every other farang. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ###### people giving us americans a bad name . Tell them that you are kind of private people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nam Kao Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Sounds just like my Thai neighbors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Hmm seems you have no backbone - tell them to fk off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf5370 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Half fill a bottle of whisky with laxotives and LSD microdots on the cig filters and let them help themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeoldesage Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Why don't you introduce them to Thaivisa.com with particular attention to the Chiang Mai Forum, I'm sure then they'll get the message(s). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigt3365 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Next time they come over, grab a prescription bottle (filled with vitamins, but they won't know). Have you and your wife take a pill. Make a big show of it. When they ask, tell them it is your AIDS/HIV drug. Should get them to back off quickly!!!!!!!!! And if that does not work, tell them to backoff. I would be forward and direct. You don't like what they are doing. If none of these work, tell them to F***off!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankafey Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 This has the makings of a good pilot for a new TV show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaipwriter Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? as so often posted, i think the phrase "grow a pair" applies to you Sir. If you are akin to letting people roam around your home taking what they fancy then please let me know your room number as there are a few things I am running short of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chownah Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamOne Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> wake up and stop dreaming!! get a life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahha <{POST_SNAPBACK}> absolutely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Moore Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######. They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? ======================= Really it sounds so funny. I can picture you and your wife siting there, and first she comes in with just her panties heading right for the booze, looking real sexy............. then he follows walking in just in his briefs and a hard-on............LOL It sounds like a porn I recently saw......... In that situation the host couple did in fact join there guess, all having a great time. Maybe you should just give in. After a while most likely they get tired of you, and your wife, and then you be rid of them. Keep us informed............ DJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? Don't worry, I will sort this out for you. Chownah, STOP BOTHERING THE NEIGHBOURS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I suppose you should be thankful that she wears underwear. Perhaps you would be kind enough to take a peek and tell me what size bra she wears.....and are her panties the edible type....if so, check out the flavour and get back to me. Thanks. Oh...and as for him arriving at your place with a hard-on, are you by any chance playing the Star Spangled Banner on you stereo? If so, he is doing the patriotic thing and standing to attention. You are probably overdue to go and visit them. Have your wife dress in her skin tight leather outfit with her thigh high black boots....and don't let her forget her whip, that's most important. You should wear your strap on dildo and nothing else except a cheeky smile. The joys of neighbourly love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I'm not sure that I believe any of this story. Can we have some pictures please. Just of the wife will do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife but can you tell us more about the underwear please . is it see through ? is it crotchless ? I can picture you and your wife siting there, and first she comes in with just her panties heading right for the booze, looking real sexy............. then he follows walking in just in his briefs and a hard-on............LOL Perhaps you would be kind enough to take a peek and tell me what size bra she wears.....and are her panties the edible type....if so, check out the flavour and get back to me. Thanks.You should wear your strap on dildo and nothing else except a cheeky smile. The joys of neighbourly love. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All over it Thetyim... As a matter of fact, the OP just PM'd this photo he took after the last time his neighbors left the OP's house. Sorry to throw ice water on your anyone's own particular favorite fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Larry Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Could be worse. Could be Thais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rio666uk Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> #### its 07:24 UK time - Ive just got in to work in a bad mood but this has got to be one of the funniest posts ive seen for a while - are you taking the p*ss? if not - Id like to know what you and your wife are doing whilst your neighbors are looting yer fridge, knicking yer smokes and guzzling yer liquor... in their undies..... and him with a boner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 My Wife and I are very sorry to have caused you this embarrasment, we won't come round again (anyway we don't like the brand of ciggies you smoke, and your'e booze is well below the strenghth we are used to, plus the fact my ife doesnt really fancy yours but there are not many farang women about to hit on this time of year so needs must when the devil drives.) Lucky you did not spot our fake accents I am a Brit and my Wife is Thai , but that whitening cream seems to working wonders. Oh and one last thing, get a maid, and open some windows, your house reeks of stale smoke. GOODBYE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAceFace Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Can not believe this post, you leave your door open for roaming neighbours to just walk in with next to nothing on and a lob on? Get real you weirdo. How did they first introduce themselves to you?.......hi we have just moved from the US and was wondering if I can bum a cig and drink from you...and oh by the way we always walk round with nothing on and do you mind if we swap wifes for half n hour? Seems to me you like them coming round despite your post....what does your wife reckon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaVisionBurma Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I'm not sure that I believe any of this story.Can we have some pictures please. Just of the wife will do <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh and one last thing, get a maid, and open some windows, your house reeks of stale smoke.GOODBYE. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have hereby decided on a career change, I am now a counsellor on problems with naked, nicotine addicted, liquor-fuelled, problem neighbours. Thetyim kindly PM the pictures of the OP's neighbours missus so I can study and send some advice. You can hold on to any shots of the yank with the woody (especially if it IS Thaipauly), I am more interested in the lusty lingerie-clad bi wife. This is the best thread since Bud Zumwalt's adventures. I've fallen out of my chair several times already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 My Wife and I are very sorry to have caused you this embarrasment, we won't come round again (anyway we don't like the brand of ciggies you smoke, and your'e booze is well below the strenghth we are used to, plus the fact my ife doesnt really fancy yours but there are not many farang women about to hit on this time of year so needs must when the devil drives.) Lucky you did not spot our fake accents I am a Brit and my Wife is Thai , but that whitening cream seems to working wonders.Oh and one last thing, get a maid, and open some windows, your house reeks of stale smoke. GOODBYE. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Da.mn - you beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 kindly PM the pictures of the OP's neighbours missus so I can study I am more interested in the lusty lingerie-clad bi wife. Refer to photo posted previously.... and uhmmm... good luck, I hope you have a fork-lift for her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaVisionBurma Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Refer to photo posted previously.... and uhmmm... good luck, I hope you have a fork-lift for her... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ha! I am not easily fooled!! In your pic, that woman is not wearing any underwear!! Therefore it can't be her... (my powers of logical deduction are simply mind-boggling, eh?? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 The mystery has been solved. The offending neighbours have turned out to be none other than our very own George and Bambina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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