My Dog

[cuddleypete]

just had this sent to me thought i would share

It just hit me !

* My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

* He has his food prepared for him.

* He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

* His meals are provided at no cost to him.

* He visits the doctor once a year for his check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

* For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

* He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

* If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

* He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

* He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

* He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

* All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

* He whines a lot, can be demanding and misbehaves if he doesn’t get his own way.

* There are several radical public funded organisations set up specifically to pursue his rights and welfare.

* He’s a bitsa of unknown pedigree and has been known to bite the hand that feeds him.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head like a ton of bricks . . . . . . .

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My dog must be an Illegal Immigrant !!

[WyattEarp]

Well, its not all good, they neuter dogs