There Once Was A Girl From Mae Sai

[homealone]

Word has it that local Forum members are seeking new and interesting topics to discuss. Since I have been referred to as “venerable” (revered, dignified, honourable ???!!!) under another topic I realize that the situation has become perfectly muddled.

Anyone interested in pursuing a more cerebral thread might contribute the next line to the following verse. In due time we could end up with a poem, limerick, ode or ballad for Our Moderator to present at a future gathering of the Chiang Rai Expat Performing Arts Club also known as the OBC (Old Boys Club). Rhyme would be appreciated.

homealone not

There once was a girl from Mae Sai . . .

[snoophound]

There once was a girl from Mae Sai ....

Who was known to enjoy Tom Yum Gai....

Word has it that local Forum members are seeking new and interesting topics to discuss.  Since I have been referred to as “venerable” (revered, dignified, honourable ???!!!) under another topic I realize that the situation has become perfectly muddled. 

Anyone interested in pursuing a more cerebral thread might contribute the next line to the following verse.  In due time we could end up with a poem, limerick, ode or ballad for Our Moderator to present at a future gathering of the Chiang Rai Expat Performing Arts Club also known as the OBC (Old Boys Club).  Rhyme would be appreciated.

homealone not

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[kayo]

She fell yesterday, riding her Kwai...

[middlepath]

when I asked her her name she said "I'm Pai"

Edited September 27, 2005 by middlepath

[snoophound]

She fell yesterday, riding her Kwai...

And Now she is feeling mai sabai

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[snoophound]

She went to Hospital in Chang rai

Where she met a nice Falang guy

She fell yesterday, riding her Kwai...

And Now she is feeling mai sabai

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[britmaveric]

Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice!

[snoophound]

She wasnt interested at any price

Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice!

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[kayo]

so when he grabbed her by the neck , she chopped off his peck, and flew it off tied to a balloon...

The girl from Mai Sai, she went outside and cried...

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice!

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ain't that the truth

[kayo]

[Limbo]

Poor homealone went on the booze

[britmaveric]

Contemplating why he hasnt a clue

[snoophound]

About why people have friends so few

Contemplating why he hasnt a clue

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[homealone]

Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice!

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Rejected this time

For lack of a rhyme

Not at all sublime

What a shameful crime.

Glad I'm not homealone with you

[taxexile]

there once was a girl from mae sai

who met a tourist in the park in chiang rai

with a long sultry look

she said i'm not a bad cook

would you like to try some of of my pie.

there once was a man from phitsanulok

ohhh never mind.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice!

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Rejected this time

For lack of a rhyme

Not at all sublime

What a shameful crime.

Glad I'm not homealone with you

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Don't give up your dayjob

[meadish_sweetball]

There once was a boatman of Kunming

Who fancied a ride on the Ping

In the flash-flood he'd tumble

'til his bone was a jumble

now his long tail has lost it's old sting

There once was a Doctor Pat Pong

Who'd enjoy both a drink and a song

When a lady he found

His fate was turned 'round

so his proud name's now Ex-Pat, that Pong

[dr_Pat_Pong]

[tayto]

Glad I'm not home alone with you.

and here I sit without a shoe.

[chownah]

There once was a girl from Mae Sai,

Who said, "farangs stink both figuratively and literally,

and I much prefer Thai men in every respect,

so keep your greasy rhyming krap to yourself."

Hey, she said this, not me, so don't shoot the messenger please!

Edited September 27, 2005 by chownah

[Galong]

There once was a girl from Mae Sai,

Who said, "farangs stink both figuratively and literally,

and I much prefer Thai men in every respect,

so keep your greasy rhyming krap to yourself."

Hey, she said this, not me, so don't shoot the messenger please!

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There once was a Thai guy from Trat

He really was some sort of &lt;deleted&gt;

His dick was so small

looked like a third ball

All he screws is stray dogs at the wat

[Tywais]

There once was a girl from Chiangmai

Whose looks could turn a man's eye

She was taunting

She was haunting

But hunting for what said I

[johnh101]

There once was a girl from Mae Sai,

Some say she's a butterfly,

3 boyfriends in England

4 boyfriends in Finland

But she actually married a Thai

[chang35baht]

Sorry, just tuned in.

John101: Absolutely superb.

tywais: Get a grip!

[Galong]

Sorry, just tuned in.

John101: Absolutely superb.

tywais: Get a grip!

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Grip Doh!

[lannachiangrai]

There once was a girl from Mae Sai

Who pretended to be quite shy

But take her to bed

And she loves to give head

Certainly not your typical Thai

(for all you married guys)

Edited September 30, 2005 by lannachiangrai

[RDN]

There once was a girl from Mae Sai

Who pretended to be quite shy

But take her to bed

And she loves to give head

Certainly not your typical Thai

(for all you married guys) 

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I think I know her.

[kayo]

ShhhH!!!!!! Of course we all know her... just don´t tell lannachangrai!

[Ormgard]

Can't we take this from the top again?

There once was a girl from Mae Sai

who passing our table said "Hi!"

(But why isn't the girl from Chiang Rai?)

Just curious.