homealone Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Word has it that local Forum members are seeking new and interesting topics to discuss. Since I have been referred to as “venerable” (revered, dignified, honourable ???!!!) under another topic I realize that the situation has become perfectly muddled. Anyone interested in pursuing a more cerebral thread might contribute the next line to the following verse. In due time we could end up with a poem, limerick, ode or ballad for Our Moderator to present at a future gathering of the Chiang Rai Expat Performing Arts Club also known as the OBC (Old Boys Club). Rhyme would be appreciated. homealone not There once was a girl from Mae Sai . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoophound Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 There once was a girl from Mae Sai .... Who was known to enjoy Tom Yum Gai.... Word has it that local Forum members are seeking new and interesting topics to discuss. Since I have been referred to as “venerable” (revered, dignified, honourable ???!!!) under another topic I realize that the situation has become perfectly muddled. Anyone interested in pursuing a more cerebral thread might contribute the next line to the following verse. In due time we could end up with a poem, limerick, ode or ballad for Our Moderator to present at a future gathering of the Chiang Rai Expat Performing Arts Club also known as the OBC (Old Boys Club). Rhyme would be appreciated. homealone not . . . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 She fell yesterday, riding her Kwai... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlepath Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 (edited) when I asked her her name she said "I'm Pai" Edited September 27, 2005 by middlepath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoophound Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 She fell yesterday, riding her Kwai...And Now she is feeling mai sabai <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoophound Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 She went to Hospital in Chang rai Where she met a nice Falang guy She fell yesterday, riding her Kwai...And Now she is feeling mai sabai <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoophound Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 She wasnt interested at any price Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 so when he grabbed her by the neck , she chopped off his peck, and flew it off tied to a balloon... The girl from Mai Sai, she went outside and cried... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ain't that the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limbo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Poor homealone went on the booze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Contemplating why he hasnt a clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoophound Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 About why people have friends so few Contemplating why he hasnt a clue <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homealone Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rejected this time For lack of a rhyme Not at all sublime What a shameful crime. Glad I'm not homealone with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 there once was a girl from mae sai who met a tourist in the park in chiang rai with a long sultry look she said i'm not a bad cook would you like to try some of of my pie. there once was a man from phitsanulok ohhh never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rejected this time For lack of a rhyme Not at all sublime What a shameful crime. Glad I'm not homealone with you <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't give up your dayjob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 There once was a boatman of Kunming Who fancied a ride on the Ping In the flash-flood he'd tumble 'til his bone was a jumble now his long tail has lost it's old sting There once was a Doctor Pat Pong Who'd enjoy both a drink and a song When a lady he found His fate was turned 'round so his proud name's now Ex-Pat, that Pong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tayto Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Glad I'm not home alone with you. and here I sit without a shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chownah Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 (edited) There once was a girl from Mae Sai, Who said, "farangs stink both figuratively and literally, and I much prefer Thai men in every respect, so keep your greasy rhyming krap to yourself." Hey, she said this, not me, so don't shoot the messenger please! Edited September 27, 2005 by chownah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galong Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 There once was a girl from Mae Sai,Who said, "farangs stink both figuratively and literally, and I much prefer Thai men in every respect, so keep your greasy rhyming krap to yourself." Hey, she said this, not me, so don't shoot the messenger please! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There once was a Thai guy from Trat He really was some sort of <deleted> His dick was so small looked like a third ball All he screws is stray dogs at the wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 There once was a girl from Chiangmai Whose looks could turn a man's eye She was taunting She was haunting But hunting for what said I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 There once was a girl from Mae Sai, Some say she's a butterfly, 3 boyfriends in England 4 boyfriends in Finland But she actually married a Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chang35baht Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Sorry, just tuned in. John101: Absolutely superb. tywais: Get a grip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galong Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Sorry, just tuned in.John101: Absolutely superb. tywais: Get a grip! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Grip Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannachiangrai Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 (edited) There once was a girl from Mae Sai Who pretended to be quite shy But take her to bed And she loves to give head Certainly not your typical Thai (for all you married guys) Edited September 30, 2005 by lannachiangrai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 There once was a girl from Mae SaiWho pretended to be quite shy But take her to bed And she loves to give head Certainly not your typical Thai (for all you married guys) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think I know her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 ShhhH!!!!!! Of course we all know her... just don´t tell lannachangrai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormgard Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Can't we take this from the top again? There once was a girl from Mae Sai who passing our table said "Hi!" (But why isn't the girl from Chiang Rai?) Just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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