September 26, 200520 yr Word has it that local Forum members are seeking new and interesting topics to discuss. Since I have been referred to as “venerable” (revered, dignified, honourable ???!!!) under another topic I realize that the situation has become perfectly muddled. Anyone interested in pursuing a more cerebral thread might contribute the next line to the following verse. In due time we could end up with a poem, limerick, ode or ballad for Our Moderator to present at a future gathering of the Chiang Rai Expat Performing Arts Club also known as the OBC (Old Boys Club). Rhyme would be appreciated. homealone not There once was a girl from Mae Sai . . .
September 26, 200520 yr There once was a girl from Mae Sai .... Who was known to enjoy Tom Yum Gai.... Word has it that local Forum members are seeking new and interesting topics to discuss. Since I have been referred to as “venerable” (revered, dignified, honourable ???!!!) under another topic I realize that the situation has become perfectly muddled. Anyone interested in pursuing a more cerebral thread might contribute the next line to the following verse. In due time we could end up with a poem, limerick, ode or ballad for Our Moderator to present at a future gathering of the Chiang Rai Expat Performing Arts Club also known as the OBC (Old Boys Club). Rhyme would be appreciated. homealone not . . . <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
September 27, 200520 yr when I asked her her name she said "I'm Pai" Edited September 27, 200520 yr by middlepath
September 27, 200520 yr She fell yesterday, riding her Kwai...And Now she is feeling mai sabai <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
September 27, 200520 yr She went to Hospital in Chang rai Where she met a nice Falang guy She fell yesterday, riding her Kwai...And Now she is feeling mai sabai <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
September 27, 200520 yr She wasnt interested at any price Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
September 27, 200520 yr so when he grabbed her by the neck , she chopped off his peck, and flew it off tied to a balloon... The girl from Mai Sai, she went outside and cried...
September 27, 200520 yr Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ain't that the truth
September 27, 200520 yr About why people have friends so few Contemplating why he hasnt a clue <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
September 27, 200520 yr Author Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rejected this time For lack of a rhyme Not at all sublime What a shameful crime. Glad I'm not homealone with you
September 27, 200520 yr there once was a girl from mae sai who met a tourist in the park in chiang rai with a long sultry look she said i'm not a bad cook would you like to try some of of my pie. there once was a man from phitsanulok ohhh never mind.
September 27, 200520 yr Named Home Alone, but he really wasnt nice! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rejected this time For lack of a rhyme Not at all sublime What a shameful crime. Glad I'm not homealone with you <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't give up your dayjob
September 27, 200520 yr There once was a boatman of Kunming Who fancied a ride on the Ping In the flash-flood he'd tumble 'til his bone was a jumble now his long tail has lost it's old sting There once was a Doctor Pat Pong Who'd enjoy both a drink and a song When a lady he found His fate was turned 'round so his proud name's now Ex-Pat, that Pong
September 27, 200520 yr There once was a girl from Mae Sai, Who said, "farangs stink both figuratively and literally, and I much prefer Thai men in every respect, so keep your greasy rhyming krap to yourself." Hey, she said this, not me, so don't shoot the messenger please! Edited September 27, 200520 yr by chownah
September 27, 200520 yr There once was a girl from Mae Sai,Who said, "farangs stink both figuratively and literally, and I much prefer Thai men in every respect, so keep your greasy rhyming krap to yourself." Hey, she said this, not me, so don't shoot the messenger please! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There once was a Thai guy from Trat He really was some sort of <deleted> His dick was so small looked like a third ball All he screws is stray dogs at the wat
September 27, 200520 yr There once was a girl from Chiangmai Whose looks could turn a man's eye She was taunting She was haunting But hunting for what said I
September 27, 200520 yr There once was a girl from Mae Sai, Some say she's a butterfly, 3 boyfriends in England 4 boyfriends in Finland But she actually married a Thai
September 27, 200520 yr Sorry, just tuned in.John101: Absolutely superb. tywais: Get a grip! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Grip Doh!
September 30, 200520 yr There once was a girl from Mae Sai Who pretended to be quite shy But take her to bed And she loves to give head Certainly not your typical Thai (for all you married guys) Edited September 30, 200520 yr by lannachiangrai
September 30, 200520 yr There once was a girl from Mae SaiWho pretended to be quite shy But take her to bed And she loves to give head Certainly not your typical Thai (for all you married guys) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think I know her.
October 1, 200520 yr Can't we take this from the top again? There once was a girl from Mae Sai who passing our table said "Hi!" (But why isn't the girl from Chiang Rai?) Just curious.
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