The torso in the cardboard box murder article got me thinking.

Don't ever throw away something here because it can always come back to you.

I made that mistake before. I got up early one morning while my wife was sleeping. I was working and decided it was a good time to throw away old photos of an ex girlfriend.

So, I took the photos inside a amall golf bag and was proceeding to throw the item into a far away dumpster.

For whatever reason, the guard was watching me. He asked me what I was doing.

I was throwing away the trash. I told him I cannot have these photos in the house lest my wife thinks I'm trying to remember an old girlfriend. I told him "DO NOT bring this back.. Repeat. DO NOT bring this bag to my condo. REPEAT one more time. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT. "

2 days later as my wife and I are returning, the front desk tells me they found my bag for me.

Helpful lad.

It's like a plot from a soap opera

At least you were trying to throw them out ..... must be worth a few points?