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How to tell if you're dealing with a MAGA folk?
Another day out and about in San Diego not a red cap wearing maggot to be seenâŚ..hummm??? -
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Rupert's Street Meat and More Existential Panic
So Rupertâs tryinâ to be all âwhen in Romeâ after readinâ one of them travel blogs written by some Chelsea bird who says eatinâ street food is the âsoul of Thailand.â Next thing I know, heâs dragginâ me down some back-alley fresh market near the edge of the old city with an action cam strapped to his forehead like heâs doinâ a bloody Vice documentary. He starts pointinâ at every stall like a toddler at a petting zoo, askinâ the locals whatâs this and whatâs that. Comes across this geezer grillinâ skewers of what looks like small chicken chunks but slightly more⌠sinewy, then sees him dipping it in a thick, shiny red/orange sauce. Rupertâs eyes light up like heâs discovered the lost city of Atlantis. No questions asked. âThat one,â he says, âlooks rustic.â Sign says âNoo Nah,â but I donât intervene. Rupert seems determined, and who am I to be a bit of a mood-hoover when he wants to go full native. Bloke hands it over with a grin and a thumbs-up. Rupe takes a massive bite, chews it up with vigor, swallows, sucks in a second piece and goes, âHmm, bit earthy, smells and tastes kind of like duck crossed with leather.â Then asks the vendor what it is. The man shows him a picture on his phone of a rat with a smile on so wide youâd think heâd just heard the best joke about Farage and milkshakes ever. Randy Rupe goes pale. Starts swayinâ like heâs about to faint into a basket of fermented fish. I'm thinking he's going to start blowing chunks. Then he whispers âLewie, did I just eat Remy from Ratatouille?â I tell him, âNah mate, Remy wore a little chef hat and apron. This one probably chewed through a proper power cable behind a 7-Eleven, got Darwinized, and died an honourable death.â Later, the lad reckons he'd spend an hour garglinâ Listerine and Googlinâ if rats can give you rabies through digestion. But before we left the market, vendor tries to upsell him on deep-fried frog legs as a palate cleanser. Rupert tells him heâs full. My mate's goinâ full vegetarian now. Wonât even touch a ham toasty or a pizza with a bit of proper sausage on it. By the end of it all, heâs then posted inside a Boots chemist askinâ if activated charcoal can scrub food regret out your anoose. -
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Community Villagers Demand Action After Foreignerâs Pit Bulls Maul Dog to Death
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Community Villagers Demand Action After Foreignerâs Pit Bulls Maul Dog to Death
Time to pull out the rat poison. And when the poison has done itâs job then put the dogs down. -
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Trumpâs Petty Payback Parade and the Comey Witch Hunt. Who's Runnin' the Deep State Now?
Itâs ridiculous they are trying to gen up something trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill.just playing the victimâŚ.again. -
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Syriaâs New President Vows Peace with Israel in Historic Trump Meeting
All's quite on the suffers front so far. Come on guys surely there's a negative to be found so you can let loose your unhinged vitriol.
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