Posting for a friend, as I am rather allergic to pets myself.

Is there a limit to the NUMBER of dogs and cats one can bring to Thailand?

I imagine the airlines might have a limit on the number you could bring on any one flight, but this is more of a question about whether there is a government policy limiting the number of pets a foreigner can bring in (for private pet purposes, not a business).

My friend has four dogs and one cat.

If this sounds excessive, you would be correct.

Two of the dogs are hairy hairless Chinese crested, so perhaps there is a special program for the Asian dogs.

Do they have doggie passports and their own manicurist?

Do they have doggie passports and their own manicurist?

Long nails, short nails, painted nails and nice soft pads, what is the doggy style?

what is the doggy style?

From behind

what is the doggy style? 

From behind

They do it that way to avoid doggy breath problems.

and doggie style,,you don't have to kiss em either.

Plus the fact if do have the misfortune to get "stuck" you can march out instead of the ignominy of being carried out on a stretcher, risking the chance of further injury with the para medics laughing too much and dropping their charges on the sidewalk.

you guys are soooooooooo catty

It's official then...

we all have a paw sence of humour

CAN INE get a word in?

You guys take life a tad too seriously, though I don't doubt interspecies sex is a worthy subject.

Lighten up!

Ruff stuff here...ruff ruff.

BEASTIALITY in NZ. is sex with any animal other than a sheep.

Presumably that includes a Kiwi then.

CAN INE get a word in?

You guys take life a tad too seriously, though I don't doubt interspecies sex is a worthy subject.

Lighten up!

Yeah..... Aint life a bitch?

Seperate the sheep from the goats

Matthew 25 : 32

They musta been at it even before anyone knew where Kiwiland was. Even before the discovery of gum boots