kerryk Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 But Yanks are so good at it. Actually when it comes to nudists the nationality most in demand are Scots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickFarang Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 I read bicycles are popular at nudist resorts; are helmets permitted?... I mean bicycle helmets Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules Yes most places encourage helmets and some kind of washable seat cover. In general, sandals are no problem either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Dunno about anyone else....but going butt naked and wearing sandals is just weak.....harden up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 But Yanks are so good at it. Actually when it comes to nudists the nationality most in demand are Scots. eh?......is there some kind of blue body fetish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 But Yanks are so good at it. Actually when it comes to nudists the nationality most in demand are Scots. eh?......is there some kind of blue body fetish? No...they have the whiskey...that gets rid of all the stiffies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 But Yanks are so good at it. Actually when it comes to nudists the nationality most in demand are Scots. eh?......is there some kind of blue body fetish? No...they have the whiskey...that gets rid of all the stiffies... Speak for yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Dunno about anyone else....but going butt naked and wearing sandals is just weak.....harden up How about leather boots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) How do nudist incontinence sufferers deal with any unexpected discharge? this raises some interesting questions; what about 'wet farts'? the results for which would be hard to disguise...and if you had the runs and needed the toilet at home then you could not go out and then the entire naturist experience and the associated potential would be wasted... the wife appears, naked, bronzed and glistening and aglow with sexual attractiveness: 'how are your bowel movements, my darling?'...'oh, they are terrible and I can't go out!...'...'don't worry, my darling...I'll make it up for the both of us...' and then the afflicted watches as she leaves the nudist resort cottage with a large naked man with an appendage dangling between his knees... what a horrible scenario and incontinence afflicts all of us from time to time... Edited May 29, 2012 by tutsiwarrior 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturatica Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 You guys need some serious help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 You guys need some serious help. Indeed, we need some serious answers to our serious questions Kerry just keeps dodging the questions by saying nudists wear clothes That explanation suggests to me he is not a bona fide nudist Please give us some "serious help" by answering our serious questions "How do nudist incontinence sufferers deal with any unexpected discharge?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) You guys need some serious help. ain't nothin' that a diet coke and lying under the covers fer awhile can't cure... hey...where are the photos of the long legs? ye gots to do somethin' as others have thrown their 'long legged weight' around here fer too long and we need a bit of balance... otherwise you're right...life out of balance: 'koyannisquatsi' and we do then need serious help... (an impressive - and impressionistic - film by Godfrey Reggio with sound track by Phillip Glass, highly recommended...) Edited May 29, 2012 by tutsiwarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 You guys need some serious help. Indeed, we need some serious answers to our serious questions Kerry just keeps dodging the questions by saying nudists wear clothes That explanation suggests to me he is not a bona fide nudist Please give us some "serious help" by answering our serious questions "How do nudist incontinence sufferers deal with any unexpected discharge?" Just on the off chance you're actually being serious here. It's not like a religion where you get excommunicated for wearing an object of clothing if you feel the need. The answer is "however s/he likes". In my (apparently unusual) experience that would range from washing it off whenever desired to wearing adult diapers. If such a condition is due to extreme old age, chances are they've left the clothing optional lifestyle behind, but not always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 You guys need some serious help. Indeed, we need some serious answers to our serious questions Kerry just keeps dodging the questions by saying nudists wear clothes That explanation suggests to me he is not a bona fide nudist Please give us some "serious help" by answering our serious questions "How do nudist incontinence sufferers deal with any unexpected discharge?" Just on the off chance you're actually being serious here. It's not like a religion where you get excommunicated for wearing an object of clothing if you feel the need. The answer is "however s/he likes". In my (apparently unusual) experience that would range from washing it off whenever desired to wearing adult diapers. If such a condition is due to extreme old age, chances are they've left the clothing optional lifestyle behind, but not always. Thanks for attempting to provide a serious answer to my serious question. I still don't believe that hanging around a nudist colony wearing adult diapers would go down well. However, your explanation that old people give up their faith in nakedness once things starting getting out of control makes sense; thank you for taking the time to put my mind at rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I still don't believe that hanging around a nudist colony wearing adult diapers would go down well. There are some clubs where you would have to pay good money to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Relevant link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Relevant link I am scared to click it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Relevant link I am scared to click it Sorry, in this context should have assured, perfectly safe for work (or life). "What (and How) to Eat Naked" Published in "Gourmet Live" 05.16.12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandgroper2 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 You guys need some serious help. Indeed, we need some serious answers to our serious questions Kerry just keeps dodging the questions by saying nudists wear clothes That explanation suggests to me he is not a bona fide nudist Please give us some "serious help" by answering our serious questions "How do nudist incontinence sufferers deal with any unexpected discharge?" Just on the off chance you're actually being serious here. It's not like a religion where you get excommunicated for wearing an object of clothing if you feel the need. The answer is "however s/he likes". In my (apparently unusual) experience that would range from washing it off whenever desired to wearing adult diapers. If such a condition is due to extreme old age, chances are they've left the clothing optional lifestyle behind, but not always. What has this got to do with Thailand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerryk Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 You guys need some serious help. Indeed, we need some serious answers to our serious questions Kerry just keeps dodging the questions by saying nudists wear clothes That explanation suggests to me he is not a bona fide nudist Please give us some "serious help" by answering our serious questions "How do nudist incontinence sufferers deal with any unexpected discharge?" Just on the off chance you're actually being serious here. It's not like a religion where you get excommunicated for wearing an object of clothing if you feel the need. The answer is "however s/he likes". In my (apparently unusual) experience that would range from washing it off whenever desired to wearing adult diapers. If such a condition is due to extreme old age, chances are they've left the clothing optional lifestyle behind, but not always. What has this got to do with Thailand? Absolutely nothing if you don't read the topic of the thread. Suggestion! Try reading the thread first and comment second. Say, aren't you the guy who likes to make fun of old people? This would be a good thread for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 What has this got to do with Thailand? And why would you refresh a thread that's lain dormant for three weeks to ask. Not as if the majority of current topics that may start out relevant to Thailand haven't ceased to be such by the time they've gone a few pages. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerryk Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 What has this got to do with Thailand? And why would you refresh a thread that's lain dormant for three weeks to ask. Not as if the majority of current topics that may start out relevant to Thailand haven't ceased to be such by the time they've gone a few pages. . . You remember Sandgroper, he likes old threads, he was the guy who tried to revive the April Fool's joke when Thai Visa said old guys could not marry young Thai women anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKid Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 French naked is no big thing. It is not different than US naked. It is sooooo much better...the french do it better and look better doing it than most Yanks doing it....they also sound much better while doing it. I resemble that statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Makes me wonder how, just randomly paging back through history? Google searches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I wonder why that well known entrepreneur and all round good guy Tony hasn't formed a Nude Leapfrog Club in Pattaya. Ditch all those weights and machines, keep fit the fun way. Of course the occasional accident may be life changing or totally satisfying depending on the circumstances. I can imagine the queue for Life Memberships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandgroper2 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 What has this got to do with Thailand? And why would you refresh a thread that's lain dormant for three weeks to ask. Not as if the majority of current topics that may start out relevant to Thailand haven't ceased to be such by the time they've gone a few pages. . . You remember Sandgroper, he likes old threads, he was the guy who tried to revive the April Fool's joke when Thai Visa said old guys could not marry young Thai women anymore. Somebody pulled my chain, I thought it was dinkum, and, got no probs with old guys marrying youngns, i did, and lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotsdude Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I don't like going about the house naked... The skidmarks on my white sofa are a bugger to get out!!! Sent from my MID using Thaivisa Connect App Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerryk Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I don't like going about the house naked... The skidmarks on my white sofa are a bugger to get out!!! Sent from my MID using Thaivisa Connect App This is a Thai forum. People excercise basic sanitation here. Skid marks are not usually a problem. Were you one of the cast of, "Pink Flamingos?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Kerry....did you ever play 'twister' at these nudey clubs ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerryk Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Kerry....did you ever play 'twister' at these nudey clubs ?? No, no contact. Sports like volleyball and pool volleyball. Remember they were family clubs everything very up and up. No sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanresort Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? The only word I can up with to describe the type of person that wrote this (The ones who usually take of their clothes are the ones we don't want to see naked!) is juvenile. There really has to be a better word for this type of person maybe infantile, or better yet puerile. Yes that’s it Puerile. Of course you will have to do some reading to understand this. When you understand what nudism is about then you might understand why your comments are puerile. Naturist don't go to see others naked but to enjoy the companionship and freedom from people with attitudes like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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