powderpuff Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 That's going to be a face loser at church. I was thinking the same thing. Or maybe they'll do like those Heavens gate folks, put a quarter in their brand new tennis shoes & take the express lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powderpuff Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I knew the day was coming where the word 'Mexican" was gonna be a pejorative. "Yes waiter I'll have some 'South of the Border' food" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David006 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 bugger.......glad I ain't righteous...scared of heights...should be quite sight to watch though...all those new borns flying about..could play havoc with air traffic.. .......so god would be putting himself on the dole then? "...got nuffin to do but roll around heaven all day"...not that he/her's appears to have been doing anything much constructive about his universe for a few millennia anyways.. ...I guess "'ol nick" will get a bit bored too?? Time to max out the credit cards I guess....and of course use of Thailand's heavenly bodies for a pre-rapture rapture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I knew the day was coming where the word 'Mexican" was gonna be a pejorative. "Yes waiter I'll have some 'South of the Border' food" And do you have onion bhadjis ? Bhadjis !! Bhadjis !! We don need no steenking bhadjis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikster Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Amongst the many rapture stories, I liked the idea of the post-rapture pet care service the best. For a mere $135, the service will come and take care of your pets after you have ascended to heaven. Pre-paid, obviously, as you won't be around after. According to the news report I had the guy had over 200 clients already And no refunds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamborobert Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 So I would be safe booking in to the Downtown Inn for a pre rapture celebration tonight then without any fear of being ill (at the least) tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybruce Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Ten p.m. and nothing. Either the rapture doesn't apply to Buddhist nations, or rapture feels a lot like Saturday night in Chiang Mai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loaded Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I'm in heaven: I'm eating a large bacon sandwich for breakfast and drinking a large mug of tea while watching Godfather 2. My life couldn't be much better at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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