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The $100 Tattoo

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THE $100 TATTOO

A Man gets home late one night and his wife says,

Where in the hel_l have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

I got a tattoo of a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

What the hel_l were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed

on his privates?"

Well, for one,

-I like to watch my money grow,

-and two, once in a while I like to play with my money,

-and three, I like how money feels in my hand

-and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right

here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

:o

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