Chris Lawrence Posted July 3, 2011 Posted July 3, 2011 John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock > > > (MADE IN JAPAN ) > for 6 am. > > > > > > While his coffeepot > > > (MADE IN CHINA) > > > was perking, he shaved with his > > > electric razor > > > (MADE IN HONG KONG) > > > He put on a > > > dress shirt > > > (MADE IN SRI LANKA), > > > > > designer jeans > > > (MADE IN SINGAPORE) > > > and > > > tennis shoes > > > (MADE IN KOREA) > > > After cooking his breakfast in his new > > > electric skillet > > > (MADE IN INDIA) > > > he sat down with his > > > calculator > > > (MADE IN MEXICO) > > > to see how much he could spend today. After setting his > > > watch > > > (MADE IN TAIWAN ) > > > to the radio > > > (MADE IN INDIA ) > > > he got in his car > > > (MADE IN GERMANY ) > > > filled it with PETROL > > > (from Saudi Arabia ) > > > and continued his search > > > for a good paying AUSTRALIAN JOB. > > > At the end of yet another discouraging > > > and fruitless day > > > checking his > > > Computer > > > ( made in MALAYSIA ), > > > John decided to relax for a while. > > > He put on his sandals > > > (MADE IN BRAZIL ), > > > poured himself a glass of > > > wine > > > (MADE IN FRANCE) > > > and turned on his > > > TV > > > (MADE IN INDONESIA ), > > > and then wondered why he can't > > > find a good paying job > > > in AUSTRALIA > > > AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT WHO ARE > GOING TO CREATE EVEN MORE JOBS OVERSEAS WITH A CARBON TAX DESIGNED > TO DESTROY EVEN MORE AUSTRALIAN JOBS BECAUSE ITS IN THE NATIONAL > INTEREST > > > LED BY A PRIME MINISTER MADE IN WALES
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