Why No Jobs In Australia

[Chris Lawrence]

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

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> While his coffeepot

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> was perking, he shaved with his

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> electric razor

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> He put on a

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> dress shirt

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> designer jeans

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> tennis shoes

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> After cooking his breakfast in his new

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> electric skillet

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> he sat down with his

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> calculator

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> to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

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> watch

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> to the radio

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> he got in his car

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> filled it with PETROL

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> (from Saudi Arabia )

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> and continued his search

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> for a good paying AUSTRALIAN JOB.

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> At the end of yet another discouraging

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> and fruitless day

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> checking his

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> Computer

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> John decided to relax for a while.

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> He put on his sandals

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> poured himself a glass of

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> wine

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> and turned on his

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> TV

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> and then wondered why he can't

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> find a good paying job

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> in AUSTRALIA

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> AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT WHO ARE

> GOING TO CREATE EVEN MORE JOBS OVERSEAS WITH A CARBON TAX DESIGNED

> TO DESTROY EVEN MORE AUSTRALIAN JOBS BECAUSE ITS IN THE NATIONAL

> INTEREST

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> LED BY A PRIME MINISTER MADE IN WALES