Story With A Moral

[Boon Mee]

Story with a moral

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents

to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids

came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "Tony, do you have

a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in

Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy

territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival

knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break

and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,

killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she

killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your

daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the f--- away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking!!"