"For all those men who believe that there's no reason

To buy the cow when you can get the milk free.... Currently, 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 7 ounces of sausage, it's not worth buying the entire pig."

for 7 ounces of sausage, it's not worth buying the entire pig."

So how much sausage makes it worth their while?

"For all those men who believe that there's no reason

To buy the cow when you can get the milk free.... Currently, 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 7 ounces of sausage, it's not worth buying the entire pig."

It is easy enough for a lady to get as much sausage as she wants without having to buy the entire pig. In this regard, men are extremely generous They won't tip, but they always leave a deposit

Ohhh shocking,I thougt this board was serious and Dr Pat Pong a clergyman.

7 ounces of sausage

shouldn't that be inches

shouldn't that be inches

cm, Nat. cm

But than, people come to me for more mileage

cm, Nat. cm 

But than, people come to me for more mileage 

you must rack up quite a bit of mileage points

remember Axel it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

it's how you use it

Lol, I give up. More comments and the combined power of Boo/Dr/George and ITM

shoot me off board.

But in my high age, no beer belly (whiskey, yes) not bald I would reformulate your comment to it's how often you use it.

Once a year on Christmas. Pooh, 359 days to rest and tks god next year is a leap year.

I thought the unit for volume was something else

it's how you use it

Do you mean how you cook it?

And then eat it, I suppose. And what happens to the gravy.

Eat the gravy too!!

Sounds like a good way to spend New Years Day

Alas...I suspect Khun Jooplo to be a member of the academic trolling family.

...remember Axel it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

Mine's only 5 inches, but I reckon that's thick enough

Folks,

Don't you think all this is getting a bit too X-rated ?!

And...I am very surprised that jooplo started a thread like this....she seemed like a decent person.

Reagrds,

Jem

gotta agree jem absolutely disgusting you must stop reading this thread right away we are all in moral danger.

Don't you think all this is getting a bit too X-rated ?!

Did you want to say XXL?

Ladies and gentlemen: We have gone far off topic here. I am closing this thread now.

/Admin

good idea George close it soon.

Yes, George, it is getting too long.

What was the topic again?

Ohhh shocking,I thougt this board was serious and Dr Pat Pong a clergyman.

The Most Reverend Dr Pat Pong is a retired Bishop. Accordingly, he practices priestly things like underage same gender sex.