Youbloodybeauty Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Whenever I go for a 'number 2', I always tear off about 1m of toilet paper, loosely scrunch it up, and chuck it in the bowl. I can't stand the dropping noise, and the... err... splash it might create. This works wonders to eliminate both. I hate to open the toilet door once I've washed my hands. Usually I just use my little finger on the bottom of the handle and then quickly wipe it on my clothes ( to get rid of germs). I have that feeling when I leave home. Sometimes I have to drive back to make sure I closed and locked the front door and closed the side gate. Even locking my car. Very annoying YBB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 When I go for a number two I fart as loud as possible to let everyone know what I'm doing. I don't use the toilet paper. I use my bare hands and then smear it down the door handle. Then I walk away smiling looking for someone to shake hands with. "hello, youbloodybeauty, how are you mate " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 When I go for a number two I fart as loud as possible to let everyone know what I'm doing. I don't use the toilet paper. I use my bare hands and then smear it down the door handle. Then I walk away smiling looking for someone to shake hands with. "hello, youbloodybeauty, how are you mate " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's quirky about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 When I go for a number two I fart as loud as possible to let everyone know what I'm doing. I don't use the toilet paper. I use my bare hands and then smear it down the door handle. Then I walk away smiling looking for someone to shake hands with. "hello, youbloodybeauty, how are you mate " I always check twice that I have locked the door when we leave. Of course, this might have something to do with the time I locked the front door but went off with the back door wide open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldenbead Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I cannot sleep in an un-made bed, ie, if the sheets are not tidy, I will make the bed and then get in it. I also have to brush the bed off every night before I lie down. This drives my husband nuts. I am sure there are more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I have a slight OCD with regards to butter and Jam containers. If I find a trace of Butter in the Jam/Marmalade/Marmite pot I will bin the bot and kill the offender. If I find butter in the Jam/Marmalade/Marmite pot I will bin the pot and kill the offender and their entire family ( except me ). It has got to the stage where my friends will hide these vessels if they know I am arriving soon. I fear for my sanity................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRIPxCORE Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I have germ phobia too. When in a public restroom, after washing my hands, the paper-towels I use to dry them will not be thrown away. Instead I will hold onto the towel and use it to open the door for when I leave. If only air-dryers are available, I wait until someone else comes in and run out after them. I wash my hands about 20 times a day on average. Before eating, I must wash them. If I cannot wash my hands before I eat, I simply won't eat then until I can. So frequent trips to the bathroom when in public are not unusual for me. I keep a container of anti-bacterial baby wipes (wet naps) in the glove box of my car for emergencies of no bathroom to wash my hands in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Moog Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) 1) I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue - and - going the other way, I can put my tongue up and behind my soft palate and into the back of my nose - from inside. If i've got a cold (like I have now), I can clean the mucus out from that sinal cavity using my tongue. 2) I can fart on demand, (at anytime), but I have to be on all-fours in order to guarantee performance. 3) I can sit in a sort of the reverse of the lotus position - with my legs splayed outwards (but I can't sit cross-legged) > Then I can bounce up and down. 4) My Mother (in Devon). When she leaves the house, she has to check she has locked the door 16 times. Saying out loud "1,2,3,4" repeating the cycle of four times, whilst yanking the door handle as she says it. If I interrupt her, she has to start again. Edited October 22, 2005 by The_Moog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 You people are WEIRD Must admit, I do have the door -handle- germ phobia too. And I can't go anywhere without my papaya lip balm. Never leave home without it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I have to log out of TV 53 times before i can sleep at night... why 53 times? its a special number to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthaidup Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I have to have the volume on my car stereo on an even number. If i have a passenger in the car and they turn the volume up/down to an odd number i have to move it up/down to the next even number. It pisses me off but i always seem to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuketpaddy Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I have to log out of TV 53 times before i can sleep at night...why 53 times? its a special number to me <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think i have an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder too. Once i start drinking a pint i cant stop until im so drunk i dont know my own name.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilko Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) Oh my God! There are some people here who should seriously get some therapy!.....and stop clogging up the inadequate Thai sewerage system! Hang on though...I keep logging on to this web site....OH NO...this is a very disturbing posting... Edited October 22, 2005 by wilko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I do the lock thing too. I also talk to myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I have to log out of TV 53 times before i can sleep at night...why 53 times? its a special number to me <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think i have an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder too. Once i start drinking a pint i cant stop until im so drunk i dont know my own name.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Presumably, Wolfie, you log in 53 times too... therefore making it 106... Looks like you may have to backtrack in order to make up for each and every day you´ve actually ben loggin 106 times... Paddy, I´tend to drink until I CAN remember my name.... I don´t have too many annoying habits. I chew the ends of my cigarettes as I smoke them... This is annoying only to all those people who kep asking me for drags and stuff. It´s good for me then! I spend FAR too much time on the internet.. Well.. On tv.com actually. There´s probably some more, but hey... Can´t expect a drunk to rememebr.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I like to dress as a turtle on Sundays........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quadricorrelator Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) I have to do all my math proofs by going back to the Zermelo-Frankel Set Theory Axioms and use only formal deductions of the Predicate Calculus. I obsess about the consistency of the Zermelo-Frankel Axioms as this has never been resolved (and it has shown that it can not be resolved). As such, no model has been found for set theory, and yet we make statements about sets all the time. A deduction of a formula and its negation from these axioms would be destabilize me completely. I constantly worry that countable models exist for the Real Numbers due to the Lowenheim-Skolem Theorem, but the Real Numbers consitute an uncountable set. Edited October 22, 2005 by quadricorrelator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuketsiam Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I talk to myself, er thats it, guess I'm kind of normal then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 And I like to dress up as a nurse on Saturdays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuketsiam Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Icey shouldn't you be in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Iceyshouldn't you be in bed <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Being an insomniac isn't so great after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youbloodybeauty Posted October 22, 2005 Author Share Posted October 22, 2005 Hmmmm ...moved to another section. Looks like where all the trashy stuff goes! Another one is hanging undies behind the big stuff on the clothes line, so the neighbors/visitors don't see 'em. Cheers YBB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nam Kao Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) Whenever i am shopping i interrogate the thai shop owners: ARE YOU <deleted>##### SURE THIS IS THAI PRICE!!!!! as they hide in a corner Edited October 22, 2005 by Nam Kao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I have to log out of TV 53 times before i can sleep at night...why 53 times? its a special number to me You log out? cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siamesekitty Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I like to log onto a well-known expat forum in Thailand and pretend I'm a young beautiful 20-something Thai lady and throw all my fellow sexpats in a frenzy by sending them teasingly suggestive PMs and while they're drooling over the lurid mental pictures conjured I sit at my computer in a cheap hotel on lower Sukhumvit and let out a deep hearty laugh as well as an equally big fart while simultaneously scratching my bloated overhanging gut and brushing off the remaining crumbs of my grilled cheese sandwich that have been stuck to my sweaty T-shirt for most of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I like to log onto a well-known expat forum in Thailand and pretend I'm a young beautiful 20-something Thai lady and throw all my fellow sexpats in a frenzy by sending them teasingly suggestive PMs and while they're drooling over the lurid mental pictures conjured I sit at my computer in a cheap hotel on lower Sukhumvit and let out a deep hearty laugh as well as an equally big fart while simultaneously scratching my bloated overhanging gut and brushing off the remaining crumbs of my grilled cheese sandwich that have been stuck to my sweaty T-shirt for most of the day. Some of them certainly rise to the bait quickly don't they Sk, or Dave, or Bob, or whoever you are? cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siamesekitty Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 It's Chuck, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I like to log onto a well-known expat forum in Thailand and pretend I'm a young beautiful 20-something Thai lady and throw all my fellow sexpats in a frenzy by sending them teasingly suggestive PMs and while they're drooling over the lurid mental pictures conjured I sit at my computer in a cheap hotel on lower Sukhumvit and let out a deep hearty laugh as well as an equally big fart while simultaneously scratching my bloated overhanging gut and brushing off the remaining crumbs of my grilled cheese sandwich that have been stuck to my sweaty T-shirt for most of the day. Classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I like to log onto a well-known expat forum in Thailand and pretend I'm a young beautiful 20-something Thai lady and throw all my fellow sexpats in a frenzy by sending them teasingly suggestive PMs and while they're drooling over the lurid mental pictures conjured I sit at my computer in a cheap hotel on lower Sukhumvit and let out a deep hearty laugh as well as an equally big fart while simultaneously scratching my bloated overhanging gut and brushing off the remaining crumbs of my grilled cheese sandwich that have been stuck to my sweaty T-shirt for most of the day. OOhh..... where have you been all my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Somehow I'm certain you aren't the only one Chuck. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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