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Southern Lady

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Southern Lady

About seven or eight years ago I went to Savannah with my family. We took a bus tour around the old section and our guide was this nice old Savannah lady. She said the people of Savannah call the bridge across the Savannah River The Big Bridge. The politicians in Atlanta named it and the people in Savannah didn't like the name. I can imagine her as being the lady in this joke.

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River

Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't

jump, Think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, "Who the hel_l is Robert E. Lee?"

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumbass Yankee." :o

Southern Lady

About seven or eight years ago I went to Savannah with my family. We took a bus tour around the old section and our guide was this nice old Savannah lady. She said the people of Savannah call the bridge across the Savannah River The Big Bridge. The politicians in Atlanta named it and the people in Savannah didn't like the name. I can imagine her as being the lady in this joke.

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River

Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't

jump, Think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, "Who the hel_l is Robert E. Lee?"

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumbass Yankee." :o

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