The Snail

[Boon Mee]

A snail grew tired of his reputation for being slow. He decided to get some fast wheels--a Nissan 350Z. But he insisted that it be changed to a 350S. "S stands for snail," he said. "I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

The dealer complied. Pretty soon, the snail was roaring down the highway. And when people saw him zooming by, they'd say,

"Wow! Look at that S-car go!"