The Tree Hugger 1

The Tree Hugger 1

A golfer is looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to

another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the trunk.

Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hel_l are

you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, OK..."

So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up

against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs

on him on the other side of the tree, takes his wallet, jewelry,

car keys, the he strips him naked and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy

handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hel_l

happened to you?"

So he tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.

While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in

sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him gently

behind the ear and says, "This just ain't gonna be your day."