School Bus Driver

[Boon Mee]

School Bus Driver.

Barney had just got a job working for the Sesame Street School Bus Company and this was his very first day on the job.

At his first stop a mother was waiting with her two daughters. She told Barney that these were her twin daughters and their names were Patty Ann and Patty Sue. The girls were more than a little overweight. They got on the bus and took their seats.

At the next stop the mother introduced her son Josh and said that since he was a very special boy he needed to sit in the front of the bus. Josh got on and took his seat in the front of the bus.

At the next stop the mother told Barney that she was Mrs. Cleese and her son's name was Lester. He had trouble walking because he had bunions on his feet. Sure enough, when Lester got on the bus he removed his shoes and started picking at his bunions. Eeeeewwwww!

The rest of the stops were uneventful and as soon as all the children got off the bus, Barney immediately drove back to the bus station and told his boss he was quitting.

"But why are you quitting?"

"Because ...

I cannot take two obese Patties, special Josh, Lester Cleese picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus!"

[lovejoy]

i dont get it ???

[khall64au]

i dont get it ???

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh the disadvantages of youth!

I cannot take two obese Patties, special Josh, Lester Cleese picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus!"

It's an old McDonald's campaign: "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickled onions on a sesame seed bun"

You had to say it really, really fast (in about 10 seconds) to win a free coke.

I can't believe I remember that..........

Edited October 25, 2005 by khall64au

[Abandon]

I didn't get it either.

[lovejoy]

sometimes it just better not to get it

[Thetyim]

Thanks Khall, I would never have worked that one out.