Wearing A 'codpiece' When Visiting A Bar ,

[redrus]

Okay, who are the two that said yes? They could explain what the "benefits" are to wearing such "enhancements".

HHHmmm, well TB as I said in my post there was only one yes vote when I voted.

So, by process of elimination, you must be number two.....!!!!!

redrus

[thaibebop]

Okay, who are the two that said yes? They could explain what the "benefits" are to wearing such "enhancements".

HHHmmm, well TB as I said in my post there was only one yes vote when I voted.

So, by process of elimination, you must be number two.....!!!!!

redrus

I am number sixteen in the no selection. I learned a long time ago it's not getting any bigger and there is no point in making it look bigger, because it will only delay the laughter.

[khall64au]

Am I allowed to comment here? What is the question again?!

[redrus]

Okay, who are the two that said yes? They could explain what the "benefits" are to wearing such "enhancements".

HHHmmm, well TB as I said in my post there was only one yes vote when I voted.

So, by process of elimination, you must be number two.....!!!!!

redrus

I am number sixteen in the no selection. I learned a long time ago it's not getting any bigger and there is no point in making it look bigger, because it will only delay the laughter.

Eh, , I was number 16....!

Are you telling porkies.

redrus

[Old Croc]

I always wear a codpiece when out and about. I keep it hidden under my trousers of course else there would be little reason for the practise. I did rather well in a bar in Phuket recently probably because of my piece.

[thaibebop]

Okay, who are the two that said yes? They could explain what the "benefits" are to wearing such "enhancements".

HHHmmm, well TB as I said in my post there was only one yes vote when I voted.

So, by process of elimination, you must be number two.....!!!!!

redrus

I am number sixteen in the no selection. I learned a long time ago it's not getting any bigger and there is no point in making it look bigger, because it will only delay the laughter.

Eh, , I was number 16....!

Are you telling porkies.

redrus

Really? Well, I did vote no. I can't see a lady being impressed by such a cheap trick, but if it works for ya Redrus, who am I to stop you.

[redrus]

Okay, who are the two that said yes? They could explain what the "benefits" are to wearing such "enhancements".

HHHmmm, well TB as I said in my post there was only one yes vote when I voted.

So, by process of elimination, you must be number two.....!!!!!

redrus

I am number sixteen in the no selection. I learned a long time ago it's not getting any bigger and there is no point in making it look bigger, because it will only delay the laughter.

Eh, I was number 16....!

Are you telling porkies.

redrus

Really? Well, I did vote no. I can't see a lady being impressed by such a cheap trick, but if it works for ya Redrus, who am I to stop you.

I voted no too fella, arn't they just the most awful bleedin thing.

redrus

[thaibebop]

Okay, who are the two that said yes? They could explain what the "benefits" are to wearing such "enhancements".

HHHmmm, well TB as I said in my post there was only one yes vote when I voted.

So, by process of elimination, you must be number two.....!!!!!

redrus

I am number sixteen in the no selection. I learned a long time ago it's not getting any bigger and there is no point in making it look bigger, because it will only delay the laughter.

Eh, I was number 16....!

Are you telling porkies.

redrus

Really? Well, I did vote no. I can't see a lady being impressed by such a cheap trick, but if it works for ya Redrus, who am I to stop you.

I voted no too fella, arn't they just the most awful bleedin thing.

redrus

I agree. I think it's sad for anyone to use such thing, men or women.

[phuketsiam]

c'mon guys admit it, we all wear them

[thaibebop]

c'mon guys admit it, we all wear them

Oh, sure...

And I keep a pickle up my arse so I can walk like John Wayne.

[redrus]

c'mon guys admit it, we all wear them

Oh, sure...

And I keep a pickle up my arse so I can walk like John Wayne.

With nipple clamps and a c**k ring.....!

redrus

[thaibebop]

c'mon guys admit it, we all wear them

Oh, sure...

And I keep a pickle up my arse so I can walk like John Wayne.

With nipple clamps and a c**k ring.....!

redrus

Right! It's my "The Duke Goes Goth" look. It works everytime!

Howdy, pilgram. You wanna saddle up, little lady? You can use the nipples like a bit, just don't pull too hard, I could lose my pickle.

[redrus]

c'mon guys admit it, we all wear them

Oh, sure...

And I keep a pickle up my arse so I can walk like John Wayne.

With nipple clamps and a c**k ring.....!

redrus

Right! It's my "The Duke Goes Goth" look. It works everytime!

Howdy, pilgram. You wanna saddle up, little lady? You can use the nipples like a bit, just don't pull too hard, I could lose my pickle.

I so don't want a picture of that, fresh hot bullet pickle, on tap.

redrus

[Mighty Mouse]

If they could manufacture a very large, deep cod piece, I'd wear it when I go bar hopping in Pattaya.

That way there would be no need for me to stop drinking in order to pee.

[redrus]

If they could manufacture a very large, deep cod piece, I'd wear it when I go bar hopping in Pattaya.

That way there would be no need for me to stop drinking in order to pee.

There's always one, that go's too far MM.....

redrus

[Boon Mee]

A Codpiece?

Isn't that what they use to wear back in Chaucer's day?

[AmeriThai]

Instead of a codpiece, just tape a cucumber to the leg so everyone will think you’re Codzilla. The codpiece Alex from Clockwork Orange wore looks like an old jockstrap with the elastic missing and worn on the outside of his jumpsuit. Back in ye good old days when REAL codpieces were all the rage, they had to be changed often in order to keep from stinking like dead fish and attracting flies. Of course, the modern codpiece wearer can always put them to other practical uses... like storing their wallet.

[stumonster]

philistines ....

a correctly fitted codpiece will insure that the follicles on your Merkin are not mussed

[Wes Turner]

Why would you even ask this? Would you? I think that anyone who would wear something like this would have a serious self image problem.

Now here's a guy with no sense of humour.

Buff horns buddy, I'd buy you a beer for this post, you have cheered me up.

[aughie]

Does a cod piece come with a metal insert? Is this the OPs intentions?

[Polly]

Well there you go. I thought they were for cricketers to wear to prevent any pain or injury from bodyline bowling.

[raro]

I voted on almost every poll, but that one is just too far out...no, I don't say that to cover up a "yes" vote...

[tutsiwarrior]

Why would you even ask this? Would you? I think that anyone who would wear something like this would have a serious self image problem.

Now here's a guy with no sense of humour.

Buff horns buddy, I'd buy you a beer for this post, you have cheered me up.

I once saw Eldridge Cleaver wearing a cod piece at Brennan's Irish Bar in Berkeley CA about 20 years ago.

Hardly a man with a self image problem...

[Fast Eddie]

I can't believe that there are now five people who quite fancy wearing a codpiece when going to a bar or disco. Buff-Horns surely can't have that many usernames here with which to vote, so that means that at least somebody else must think this is a good idea

[ThaiPauly]

Am I allowed to comment here? What is the question again?!

Buff-Horns question was "Would you go out wearing a Pork Pie on your head on a Tuesday?"