Kilgore Trout Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Ian, where you been? Haven't seen you post for a while. Shopping. Drives me bats how she will take 10 minutes to chose the right apple. Then the standard sulks and quiet time. But she's still precious. Geez F1, lighten up a bit will you. Another nail on the head, I know other countries have their stereotypes and idiosyncracies, but it seems Thai women are just pre-programmed with certain behaviors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evanson Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Ian, where you been? Haven't seen you post for a while. Shopping. Drives me bats how she will take 10 minutes to chose the right apple. Then the standard sulks and quiet time. But she's still precious. Geez F1, lighten up a bit will you. Another nail on the head, I know other countries have their stereotypes and idiosyncracies, but it seems Thai women are just pre-programmed with certain behaviors F1 is a farang female. Albeit delusional insofar as she has absolutely no idea of her 'faults and habits' (sic). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1fanatic Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Ian, where you been? Haven't seen you post for a while. Shopping. Drives me bats how she will take 10 minutes to chose the right apple. Then the standard sulks and quiet time. But she's still precious. Geez F1, lighten up a bit will you. Another nail on the head, I know other countries have their stereotypes and idiosyncracies, but it seems Thai women are just pre-programmed with certain behaviors F1 is a farang female. Albeit delusional insofar as she has absolutely no idea of her 'faults and habits' (sic). Unlike you, I am v aware of my faults - one of which is little tolerance of people like you. Which is why I ended our friendship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohnson Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 The trouble n strife. Her Indoors and She who must be obeyed. List of complaints, but not confined to, the following; Always make me breakfast in bed – just can’t stand that. Slippers next to the bed in the morning – arrggghhhh Clothes laid neatly out for after I’ve taken a shower – grrrrrrrrrrrrr Always lets me have the TV remote – that really makes my blood boil. Always ensures an adequate supply of beverages chilled in fridge – I mean, that is just sheer pathetic that is... Never ever says no to a bit of horizontal folk-dancing and is always eager to please in that department – where will it end, I’m fed up. Drives me home when I’m to hammered to do so – pathetic! Cuts my finger and toenails – sheer toadying that is, completely transparent. Washes and waxes the car, mows the lawn and empties the trash – give me a break. Don’t you just hate it when they do that! I spoke to a therapist about these appaling behaviours and she suggested I file for divorce but I thought to myself ;what the heck, Ill divorce this one and the next one will probably be just as bad”. So I’m gonna give the current wife just one last chance to mend her ways. BTW – she’s got a sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I've got something to tell you.................................................. I'll tell you later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evanson Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Ian, where you been? Haven't seen you post for a while. Shopping. Drives me bats how she will take 10 minutes to chose the right apple. Then the standard sulks and quiet time. But she's still precious. Geez F1, lighten up a bit will you. Another nail on the head, I know other countries have their stereotypes and idiosyncracies, but it seems Thai women are just pre-programmed with certain behaviors F1 is a farang female. Albeit delusional insofar as she has absolutely no idea of her 'faults and habits' (sic). Unlike you, I am v aware of my faults - one of which is little tolerance of people like you. Which is why I ended our friendship. No idea what you're talking about (?!). But have seen your many troll like posts regarding inter racial relationships on this forum. Perhaps intolerance and self-righteousness to be the faults within yourself you are as yet unaware? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1fanatic Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Nope - v aware of both. I'm truly sorry that I was not more tactful telling you I didn't want to be friends - but lack of tact is yet another of my faults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDave Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Gets in car and whacks up cd player, then immediately starts a shouted conversation over the music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmgthailand Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I had many GF's when I lived in Thailand, but only one long term GF that lived with me. After about 3 months I really found it annoying that she insisted on doing all the cleaning and cooking. Oh yeah, and she kept pestering to have sex with her, all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirth Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Compared to my heavy smoking and drinking, think her faults are negligible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 So neither of your failed marriages had anything to do with inadequacies on your part... . Define inadequacies. There is a HUGE difference between being inadequate and not bowing to every whim that a partner makes. No, I am not inadequate. That is why I continue to say that a lot of people who are married should actually be single. Not everyone suits being shackled to another person for life. Too many people have unjustified expectations of what it takes to be married. Most of us have been sold a bill of goods with the true romance and love forever BS. Unfortunately, your life can be more than half over before you discover you've been hoodwinked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 What irritates me is that i can't find ANYTHING any longer, beside my computer stuff that she thankfully leave alone. i have to wait until she get home from work if i need anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Hording-refuses to throw out things she hasn't touched in 3 years! (Love you dear-please don't throw me out ok) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnbits Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Well, call me stupid if you ... I still love her. careful there mate, she is playing what we call the "long game". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I can say that my Thai wife is an angel compared to some of the western women that I had the misfortune of spending intimate time with. Not generalizing - there are good western women also - I just didn't find any. One little thing that does disturb me is leaving leftover food sitting on the table for 2 or 3 hours and then happily eating it. I am used to putting left over food in the refrigerator. But no complaints - Thai women - I just love them!! Ditto, despite Mrs R having done a 3-evening Food-Hygiene course in the UK, and got the certificate to prove it ! On the other hand, I have long suspected that chillies kill most bacteria, in Thai food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary A Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 The trouble n strife. Her Indoors and She who must be obeyed. List of complaints, but not confined to, the following; Always make me breakfast in bed – just can’t stand that. Slippers next to the bed in the morning – arrggghhhh Clothes laid neatly out for after I’ve taken a shower – grrrrrrrrrrrrr Always lets me have the TV remote – that really makes my blood boil. Always ensures an adequate supply of beverages chilled in fridge – I mean, that is just sheer pathetic that is... Never ever says no to a bit of horizontal folk-dancing and is always eager to please in that department – where will it end, I’m fed up. Drives me home when I’m to hammered to do so – pathetic! Cuts my finger and toenails – sheer toadying that is, completely transparent. Washes and waxes the car, mows the lawn and empties the trash – give me a break. Don’t you just hate it when they do that! I spoke to a therapist about these appaling behaviours and she suggested I file for divorce but I thought to myself ;what the heck, Ill divorce this one and the next one will probably be just as bad”. So I’m gonna give the current wife just one last chance to mend her ways. BTW – she’s got a sister! AHHHH, what a sweet dream, BUT, then you woke up and the honeymoon was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohnson Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 The trouble n strife. Her Indoors and She who must be obeyed. List of complaints, but not confined to, the following; Always make me breakfast in bed – just can't stand that. Slippers next to the bed in the morning – arrggghhhh Clothes laid neatly out for after I've taken a shower – grrrrrrrrrrrrr Always lets me have the TV remote – that really makes my blood boil. Always ensures an adequate supply of beverages chilled in fridge – I mean, that is just sheer pathetic that is... Never ever says no to a bit of horizontal folk-dancing and is always eager to please in that department – where will it end, I'm fed up. Drives me home when I'm to hammered to do so – pathetic! Cuts my finger and toenails – sheer toadying that is, completely transparent. Washes and waxes the car, mows the lawn and empties the trash – give me a break. Don't you just hate it when they do that! I spoke to a therapist about these appaling behaviours and she suggested I file for divorce but I thought to myself ;what the heck, Ill divorce this one and the next one will probably be just as bad". So I'm gonna give the current wife just one last chance to mend her ways. BTW – she's got a sister! AHHHH, what a sweet dream, BUT, then you woke up and the honeymoon was over. No, actually I woke up this morning to a steaming cup of English Breakfast tea (my fav) and a plate of freshly cooked pancakes and maple syrup. When will it ever end. I can' t take much more of this. Please, what can I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohnson Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I'm sitting in front of the telly and the wife is feeding me peeled and seeded grapes. Call the police somebody! I need a divorce lawyer. One more grape and I'm outta here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoldgit Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 My first wife had a really annoying habit - breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkokhatter Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Leaving her hair all over the bathroom drives me nuts as well as the eating of food , left lying around for a few hours, would not mind but it's left on the table next to the fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I'm sitting in front of the telly and the wife is feeding me peeled and seeded grapes. Call the police somebody! I need a divorce lawyer. One more grape and I'm outta here! If you are happy and she is happy then that is all that matters. Although rare, there ARE people in your enviable position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1fanatic Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I'm sitting in front of the telly and the wife is feeding me peeled and seeded grapes. Call the police somebody! I need a divorce lawyer. One more grape and I'm outta here! If you are happy and she is happy then that is all that matters. Although rare, there ARE people in your enviable position. Meanwhile you need to enjoy it whilst it lasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Leaving the toilet seat up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latindancer Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) I'm sitting in front of the telly and the wife is feeding me peeled and seeded grapes. Call the police somebody! I need a divorce lawyer. One more grape and I'm outta here! You're lucky ! I only get "glef". Sometimes "glafe". If we work on it, she can say "glep", or even "gleps" Edited September 7, 2011 by Latindancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaos Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I'm sitting in front of the telly and the wife is feeding me peeled and seeded grapes. Call the police somebody! I need a divorce lawyer. One more grape and I'm outta here! You're lucky ! I only get "glef". Sometimes "glafe". If we work on it, she can say "glep", or even "gleps" Try "crisps" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimoMax Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I thought I was a Slob until I lived with my wife. Laziest gal in all Thailand. Anything Logical to me is illogical to her. Have told her to leave time and time again, but as usual, she never listens to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFrank Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 " deeaah!...what you do?... it is only early morning..why you drink beer..you get headache again!" "I go to market now..you want I buy more?" :clap2: Those few phrases are the best summary of "Thai Wifeness" I've ever seen. There's some monitoring of you with slight admonition, concern for your health and temperament, and finally; organising the logistics of whatever makes you happy. Fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prefabs Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Setting off on a 6 hour car journey with 2 kids. Needed diesel so went to the nearest gas station 5 minutes away. The 9 year old buggered off for noodles as they wereall hungry already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 " deeaah!...what you do?... it is only early morning..why you drink beer..you get headache again!" "I go to market now..you want I buy more?" :clap2: Those few phrases are the best summary of "Thai Wifeness" I've ever seen. There's some monitoring of you with slight admonition, concern for your health and temperament, and finally; organising the logistics of whatever makes you happy. Fantastic! I've stopped drinking during the week, it hinders my ability to do my job effectively. So there I am resisting the temptation to open a bottle when I get a call from Mrs. Rakers, who had just finished work, asking "Want to come to the pub?" Needless to say, my weekday alcohol abstinence plan was delayed a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGarty Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Apparently I and all other Farang are idiots. Whatever help or suggestions were offered all were treated with contempt even with my own knowledge that my input was correct. "You Farang. You no understand." I understand I am now happy without you and have moved on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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