hbullinger Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 So the Thai Government has given approval to breast slapping for enlarging the female breast. I just wonder whether there could be any vested interest by the countries present prime minister for this technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc11864 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I've been to a few places in San Francisco where they do this for free. Of course the client is in shackles during the session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregb Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 This was a story when I arrived in Thailand almost 15 years ago. It seems to keep getting recycled as each new crop of journalists "discover" the treatment and decide to write about it. From my memory, the technique originated in some small village decades ago by an old woman. It is basically nothing more than beating on tissue until you cause swelling. The swelling goes down after a few days so it is necessary to repeat the treatment indefinitely whenever you want larger breasts. I wanted to open a clinic doing this about 6 or 7 years back, but I couldn't find anyone willing to put in the 6 million baht to get it going. I was going to personally perform the quality assurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedly Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 who said thailand was full of slappers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daiwill60 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I though slapping a breast can cause breast cancer? Miracle Thailand ............................... Eur J Cancer Prev. 2002 Jun;11(3):307-11. Can physical trauma cause breast cancer? Rigby JE, Morris JA, Lavelle J, Stewart M, Gatrell AC. Source Department of Geography, Lancaster University, Lancaster LA1 4YB, UK The most likely explanation of the findings is that physical trauma can cause breast cancer. Don't quite understand why the Lancaster University Dep't of GEOGRAPHY would be undertaking such research as investigating Trauma Causing Breast Cancer, unless a couple of our better educated brethren came up with the idea after a few beers and scammed the grant giving system while they had fun with some laderhosen and a few young freshers looking to pay off their student loans . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinellerton Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Did anyone notice how much she is charging students who want to learn the technique? Sip lahn baht?!?!?!? <deleted>!!! That's more than 4 years at Harvard Medical School!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canexpat Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 would that also work on my...................................ouch! roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Sounds like job for John Cleese - Ministry of Sloppy Titties? No can do. They only employ females with the proper qualifications (2). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaowong1 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I would imagine there are a lot of TV members here that would be more than willing to volunteer their services as experienced health care technicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckarooBanzai Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 You all don't realize the breast slapping is an art. Frequency, intensity, and progression is of ultimate importance. You must practice on yourself for at least 200 hours before you can understand the appropriate technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ableguy Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 would that also work on my...................................ouch! Good question get some of my gut on to john henry win all round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prefabs Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I had a gik once that liked to be slapped, didn't make her breasts any bigger - but her arse had gotten massive when a saw her again a couple years later. Similarly, my wife once asked for $8500 for a breast augmentation op. I advised her to rub her boobs with toilet paper as it sure had worked for her arse over the years. I am now single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankthetank Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I don't know about slapping, but I have been known to spank the monkey from time to time I often wondered, whist walking around Bangkok, why, oh why! Why are there so many monkeys' around here with huge tits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screws Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 So the Thai Government has given approval to breast slapping for enlarging the female breast. I just wonder whether there could be any vested interest by the countries present prime minister for this technique. OTOT coming soon. (One Tambon One Tit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waza Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Miricle Thaind, the breast slapping hub. Something to be proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 My next door neighbour swears by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonsalviz Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Explains why I am hung as a horse. Maybe a chimp. Chump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonsalviz Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 What a load of rubbish this is! No medical or scientific background or supportive reason and if anything it's just a swelling up of tissue after being attacked and no more. Most people who get hit hard have swelling and then it dies down unless hit again. The cost quoted are as ridiculous as the claims. It's completely laughable and if anything may have detrimental effects if undertaken frequently! Absolute crap!!!! Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonsalviz Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I will definitely try that name out on my wife. She would get a kick out of it. If I actually put it to practice though, I might get my tts slapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonsalviz Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I don't know about slapping, but I have been known to spank the monkey from time to time Me too and I have not seen any change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I don't know about slapping, but I have been known to spank the monkey from time to time Me too and I have not seen any change. I do, but it's ever so brief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAWP Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Explains why I am hung as a horse. Maybe a chimp. Chump. You also spank your monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbarman Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 My next door neighbour swears by it. LMAO theres a few million bahts worth of sessions there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a99az Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 I will do it for FREE 555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbarman Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 What a load of rubbish this is! No medical or scientific background or supportive reason and if anything it's just a swelling up of tissue after being attacked and no more. Most people who get hit hard have swelling and then it dies down unless hit again. The cost quoted are as ridiculous as the claims. It's completely laughable and if anything may have detrimental effects if undertaken frequently! Absolute crap!!!! Really? sounds like the post had this story ready for april 1st to me and then deemed it not newsworthy so they saved it until september, (APRIL FOOLS DAY) gotcha u bunch of slappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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