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cdnvic · 2005-11-16T05:32:18+0000

Kiwi and Aussie An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!" The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHEARING this one with no one mate!"

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November 16, 2005 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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