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Trump Leaves G7 to Handle Middle East, Orders Evac
I doubt Pakistan has the means to deliver nuclear weapons on Israel. -
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Required Documents for a Non-Immigrant O Visa 2 Month Extension
I'm on the one year extensions again. My extension is due on Aug 5 2025. I leave to Canada for a month returning Aug 2nd. I'm not sure they will accept my extension application a day before my visa expires. Or will they? I'll have to go to Rayong immigration and see. The easiest thing to do is just extend it for 2 months then apply for my extension then. I have everything I need for my extension but just not sure how immigration will feel about it if I come in a day before it expires. It's kind of bad planning on my behalf. I booked my trip without thinking about when my extension is due. -
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Trump gets brutally shut down by Carney at G7
What video did you watch? I saw Carney meekly ask Trump for permission to end the questions so they could get on with their scheduled work. Trump permitted young master Carney to send the reporters on their way. -
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BREAKING NEWS Manhunt Ends as Suspect in Minnesota Lawmaker Shootings Is Captured
Apparently, not only did he kill Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, but he also shot their dog. Amongst other things, they raised and trained service dogs. Bastard! -
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Frappuccino Foodcourt Fiasco: How I Ended Up Covered In Someone Else’s Breakup...
So there I am, early afternoon, mindin’ me own bizz as usual, sat up in that food court at Terminal 21, the one with the tightly spaced tables and chairs built for K-pop fans. Just fancied me a quiet little plate of chicken and rice, nothin’ posh, just keepin’ it light after a weekend of poor diet decisions. Got me bottle of orange juice, phone on silent, not a care in the world. Life’s not too shabby at times, yeah? Then it starts. Next table over, some Arab geezer’s havin’ a full-on domestic blow-up with his Thai girlfriend. Proper handbags at dawn stuff. Can’t hear every word but I’m catchin’ bits, sounds like she’s caught him textin’ some other bird and that he told her she’s not gettin’ that Louis Vuitton bag after all. That's what I reckon. All I know is the volume’s going up like someone’s leanin’ on the remote. Next thing I know, bang, she’s up, screamin’ in Thai, grabs her overpriced frappuccino thing, one of those blended iced jobs with about eight different brown colored syrups, and launches it at him like she’s tryin’ out for the Olympic shot put. The thing explodes midair, half on him, half on me. His face is drippin’ caramel drizzle, I’m sat there with all sorts of sticky brown liquids on me shirt like I’ve just lost a fight with dessert. She clocks me straight away, gasps like she’s just seen a ghost, and comes over apologisin’ like mad. Hands together, little wai, proper sorry. Offers to buy me a new shirt, bless her, but I tell her don’t worry about it, love. I’m already thinkin’, this is why you don’t wear white in Pattaya. You wear dark colours, expect sauce stains and street chaos. Rookie mistake. Then, and here’s where it gets interestin’, she scribbles her LINE ID on a napkin and slips it over to me. “I want to say sorry, you message me, okay na?” Big eyes. Sweet smile. But behind that smile? Chaos, mate. You can see it. She's got a hot temper and a short fuse. The kind of girl where one drink turns into five drinks, next minute you’re sat at the police station wonderin’ how your wallet ended up in someone else’s pocket and why she’s throwin’ your passport in a canal. Polite nod, smile, napkin in the bin. Not my first rodeo. I finish me chicken and rice, wipe the coffee goo off me with what’s left of me self-respect, and stroll off toward the escalators like Bond after a car chase. Terminal 21. Where you come for cheap food and leave covered in someone else’s relationship problems. Pattaya, never changin’, never disappointin’, nice one mates.
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