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>> I had a laugh hopefully you will to.

>>

>>

>> US RECESSION

>> The recession has hit everybody really hard...

>>

>> My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

>> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

>>

>> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

>>

>> A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies

>> while she danced.

>>

>> I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

>>

>> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them

>> and ask if they meant you or them.

>>

>> McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

>>

>> Angelina Jo lie adopted a child from America ...

>>

>> Parents in Bev erly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's

>> names.

>>

>> My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they

>> re-possessed her!

>>

>> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

>>

>> A picture is now only worth 200 words.

>>

>> When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

>>

>> The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

>>

>> And, finally....

>>

>> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my

>> savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide

>> Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was

>> suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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