Bangkok Red Light District

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Bangkok, finds soi cowboy and enters a large GoGo Bar. The Mummason asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the Mummason sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "MAI!" and walks quickly away.

The Mummason is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Porntip, will do. Porntip has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the Mummason sends her over to Hans. The sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, MAI !" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.

Mummason is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a GoGo Bar. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her Girls a lesson.

So she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the Bar and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.

Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"