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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'Either I am still dreaming, or this is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, ''What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

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